Never gonna happen

By meat lover - 27/09/2022 15:30

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 424
You deserved it 213

Same thing different taste

Top comments

“Good morning! We’re going to be single from now on.”

Comments

“Good morning! We’re going to be single from now on.”

The only way to improve this would be to text her a link of the Joker laughing for almost 40 minutes straight. ("Joker Laugh Compilation" on YouTube)

"what's this we shit? you got a mouse in your pocket?"

I hope you said “good morning, no the hell I am not”

you deserve it if you think she can make that choice for you

unless you're totally whipped, just say "good luck with that".