By Anonymous - United States

John Coltrane

  Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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By  youaresofucked  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  evanking  |  0

no, not all 14. year olds are sorry but its not true...however a lot are,dont stereotype...when you can pull a 98 in math,then come calling us retards

  redsox4021  |  0

when I was 14 iknew I was retarded every 14 year old is, not literally just they way you think, act, and are.. 305 proved my point by saying HEY I got 98 in math. LOL obviously you don't understand it's not that your literally retarded.


Not all 14 year olds are as stupid as many of you think.
And to defend the older generation, a lot of the things we are taught today, weren't even taught when our parents were our age.
It's amusing to see the lack of respect from all age groups.


Well I've just got to say I'm 13 and ever since I was in grade 4 people were perverted, going out, and talking about sex. But it took until grade 6 (middle school) for people to start having sex. I'm in grade 8 born in 1998. There's been pregnancies and a girl even got expelled for giving a boy a hand job in a school assembly. And not to mention drugs, alcohol, and rave parties. And another student got expelled for eating weed pancakes in the office of all places. A lot of kids are getting schizophrenia from over-usage of drugs.

I think that not all 14 year olds are retarded, but about 90% of the whole 11 - 14 age group is retarded.

By  YDIlover  |  0

So she's innocent and doesn't know what one is. Surely that's better than a girlfriend that has had an aweful lot of sex.

Stop being a whiney boy and get over the fact that she doesn't know how to give you head. Jeez.

  ilytyvm  |  25

True, but everyone has to start somewhere. The awesome thing about innocent people, is that they don't have any specific ideas about what to do yet, so you can sort of "train" them to do exactly what you like.

By  Cookie_kaioo  |  0

haha! LOOOOOOOOL! Are you serious?! Give her this book as a present!
JUST IN CASE she doesn't know what HAND-job is! haha..

#5 & #8 are HILARIOUS! haha ;)