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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
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Homoios 4
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Uvula, it's called an uvula

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aelabed 17
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#blowJobThoughts

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Homoios 4
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Uvula, it's called an uvula

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Arashikage 18
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Asking the important questions

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rivenrock 14
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The gag reflex.

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barleyguy 17
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was hoping the comments would be funny and god dammit i wish i could say they weren't. but i laughed

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RichardPencil 30
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To get her to continue, you had to come up with the right answer or twenty bucks. Sounds like a great premise for a porn game show!

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kbsimmer 14
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Dude you were getting a blow job so why are you complaining? I'll take it if you don't want it!

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RichardPencil 30
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She didn't finish! An unfinished blowjob is worse than no blowjob at all. The DSB's is a thing!

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KingAdrock 16

So, your GF stopped giving you head to ask a funny question. Why is this an FML?

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Kyrstin Budd 11
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This is the sort of thing my husband would say while *receiving* a blow job...

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aelabed 17
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#blowJobThoughts

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Mark W. Noonan 3
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Talk about Blue Balls. Lol

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