Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
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barleyguy 17

was hoping the comments would be funny and god dammit i wish i could say they weren't. but i laughed

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RichardPencil 30

To get her to continue, you had to come up with the right answer or twenty bucks. Sounds like a great premise for a **** game show!

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kbsimmer 14

Dude you were getting a ******** so why are you complaining? I'll take it if you don't want it!

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RichardPencil 30

She didn't finish! An unfinished ******* is worse than no ******* at all. The DSB's is a thing!

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KingAdrock 16

So, your GF stopped giving you head to ask a funny question. Why is this an FML?

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Kyrstin Budd 12

This is the sort of thing my husband would say while *receiving* a ********...

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