Awesome like a bumblebee.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
By Anonymous - /
Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 /
United States
By konens_dick - /
Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 /
United States
