Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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Comments (239)
Rick_S 3
Being pregnant sucks for some people. Being a parent is awesome for most people. Just hang in there, and you'll be looking back wondering how your baby managed to graduate high school when you were just peeing your pants yesterday.
franciscovegas 3
either that or she can wear diapers.
daydreamer244 13
Well it'll all be worth it in 7 months when a crying baby pops out of you :)
tj4234 36
Congratulations, and jubilations
Stongee 0
Hey at least you are pregnant. You must be happy about that. Plus when the kid grows up you can get them back. Thats what being a mom is about.
bubo_fml 11
If you wear a diaper during delivery, the baby will come out of the chute fully clothed & you won't piss in the Dr's eye! Double win!
darianl 0
Lol im also 8 weeks prego, and i did the same! Hahahaha i swear, i hate being a girl
GarysMom725 10
Been there and done that. Sit on the toilet with a lined trash can in front of you. This too shall pass. Wishing you a happy, healthy baby!
taylorrrandcart 0
I have an 8 month old isn't pregnancy so much fun!(; haha I'm lucky I didn't have any of the symptoms but believe it or not you'll miss being pregnant when the baby is here/: good luck!
alygarris 0
I know how you feel! I am 7 weeks and I feel the same all day, haven't peed my pants yet though lol
Seriphe 16
Same here. I've found that ginger ale, sprite, or 7up help with the nausea, especially if you sip it at first. The carbonation helps somehow. Crackers don't help me at *all*.
alygarris 0
Nothing had helped me at all! Only think I haven't tryed is ginger ale! I'll have to try it. Hard candy has helped me a little bit.
PhooBear 0
Nothing helps me at all either! It literally comes down to, what will be the least unpleasant on the way out. Which is almost always water. The worst is how hungry you are, but absolutely nothing seems appetizing. Good grief, this kid better be cute! ;)