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By Danny / Saturday 7 January 2012 10:27 / Australia
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By  ashleykay94  |  7

Haha hope your hungry :)

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  Horcruxer  |  0

Why are you posting comments when they're not replies to the first comment? Attention seeking??

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  DocBastard  |  38

Horcruxer, you've been around here long enough to know that attention whoring is rampant under the first comment. There are a few frequent offenders, and it drives me bonkers. Trying to call them out just worsens the problem. I prefer to stick needles into their voodoo dolls' eyes and/or genitals repeatedly.

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  Horcruxer  |  0

I didn't say you were, but you said unfortunately so you wish you were fat? You used to be? Yea if everyone thumbs me down I'll take it as the end of times.

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But carrots taste delicious. Especially with the right dipping sauce :D I wouldnt mind the 20kg of carrots x)

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  Jakesterk96  |  8

She probably won all of those carrots that that person who won a lifetime supply of pineapples.

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  eurostar710  |  11

You can't just feed rabbits carrots, they'll die. Tell that bitch to get you some pellets lol (And because I couldn't decide which would be funnier, here's the other thing I wanted to say) Tell that bitch to get you a salad.

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  Teehee2  |  0

some one works in a grocery store.

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  jemnerz  |  2

A pig...

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  mike3775  |  28

If the OP is old enough for sex, he is also old enough to buy his own food if she is only going to be buying him carrots. I find it hilarious myself, its something I would do to my kids as a joke

By  ashleykay94  |  7

Come on. If she's your girlfriend, that's kind of dumb. She should probably just get over it and spend some money on some ear plugs.

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  chili10  |  18

So you're saying that op's MOTHER should buy ear plugs and just not say anything about him and his girlfriend having continuous sex in her house. And I'm assuming it's her house since she feeds op which probably means he's young....

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  ohmandapants  |  16

no? He stills lives at home. If he wants to have sex in his house while his mother is HOME, maybe he should be more discreet. Or maybe he just shouldn't have sex with his parents in the house! His mom doesn't have to "get over" any thing. She doesn't need to get ear plugs for him. He needs to stop. At least his mom didn't yell. What she did was pretty amusing.

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  sirencouture  |  3

You read the fml post wrong. Lol.

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it never says anywhere they have sex In the mothers house. don't assume things. for all we know the mum could be a creepy stalker who stalks her son and that's how she knows they have sex like rabbits. we don't know

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  ohmandapants  |  16

^ so she stalks her son and finds him wherever he is, and sees him having sex with his girlfriend constantly? Right. I think it's safe to assume he's having sex in her house.

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  skoob  |  4

Quite frankly it's a little disgraceful to have sex in your parents house... If your screwing, then your an adult. If your an adult, move out or get a room (literally).

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  Horcruxer  |  0

He did say she came home. Should we assume sex in the garage? In the car? Or maybe he just tells his mom how much he has been having sex lately? You always say, "Don't assume things," but can we assume logically and with context clues?

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  puppypuncher  |  5

50- Don't assume things? You HAVE TO assume things when reading FML. Just make sure they're logical assumptions that you come to after taking in clues. A logical assumption would be that he lives in his mother's house. Also, YOU just assumed that his mother could stalk them. *rage*

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43 I think 40 was telling 5 that she read it wrong, because 5's comment was extremely retarded. It weird to kiss in front of your parents let alone have them hear your loud ass sex.

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  ohmandapants  |  16

^ how does that make sense? What you just said doesn't have anything to do with reading the FML wrong

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  chili10  |  18

50- It doesn't say anywhere that op is a guy. Sure we have clues like "girlfriend" and the name is Danny, but we can't assume anything according to you. Op might be a lesbian!

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  ohmandapants  |  16

But she didn't read it wrong anyway so I don't understand what you people are trying to clarify. That was directed to 166 before you edited your comment completely.

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  mnmolino  |  14

Come on. If she's your mother, you're kind of dumb. She (the gf) should probably have the self control to not have sex around your madre and spend some money on a male hooker.

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