Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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nienneus 2
When you feel the urge to vomit, grab a bucket and sit on the toilet.
yscpunkchick 14
this is hardly an fml. the majority of pregnant women go through it. its just a part of being pregnant and if you didnt want the symptoms, you shouldve adopted or not gotten pregnant in the first place!
cocktailpeanut 3
It gets worse. Wait until you're in the 3rd trimester and the baby is pushing on your bladder and kicking you in the ribs. Then after he/she is born, if you breastfeed, your nipples will be so sore even wearing a shirt will hurt. Then the lack of sleep will wreak havoc on your relationship... I love my 5-month-old, but there is no way in hell I'm doing this again. The only thing that was easy was labor and delivery. 2 hours and no pain meds. Good luck! Hope your experience is totally opposite mine!
sprucemoose 0
that's what you get for being pregnant
beckyxD 13
Ah, the joys of pregnancy. Enjoy them while you can(;
coried91 28
Be happy you're able to have children.. There are women who would love to be able to have morning sickness. If you didn't wan to have to worry about the symptoms though then keep 'em shut!
asherm 15
Wow people need to get off high horse. Whether or not it was her choice to get preg or even keep it, I feel bad for women who get that sick. Yes some morning sickness is expected, but not keeping anything down is dangerous. I was fortunate and only got a little queasy once in a while. But then miscarried ): I just hope she is lucky enough to have sweet little one. Good luck OP and hope you feel better soon!!
PhooBear 0
So sorry for your loss. I guess on the bright side of things, it's actually proven that women with worse than normal morning sickness are actually less likely to miscarry. As hard as it is (and add raging hormones to the already tired and miserably ill pregnant woman) when you get to hold your healthy baby for the first time, the morning sickness will feel so far away in that moment. :) thinking about that helps me get through the worst days!
caysters 12
No fun! One time, I had a cough for almost two months. The last few weeks I was so sore from coughing that I peed every time I coughed... I understand the suckiness! Congrats on the baby though! :)
KYLAisaBITCH 4
Well... It comes with pregnancy. Although I didn't have morning sickness i know it sucks.. I cNt sneeze, cough, laugh or anything...... Wait until you have to pee every time you stand up, then have to pee again as soon as you sit down. I can't go 30 minutes without having to pee. I'm only 24weeks pregnant. Good luck girl!
Hammer01 8
Save your self some aggravation and wear Depends. So much easier .....,
mamamenee 0
If you are peeing your self now just wait tell you are 8 or 9 months prego and the baby is on your bladder all the time!!' I suggest you wear a pad.. Or sit on the toilet and puke in a bucket.