Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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Comments (239)
Guy247bp2 1
Just focus on the end result of the pregnancy: the baby.
my2centsworth 15
Welcome to the joys of motherhood.
rachilio 26
The trick is to sit on the toilet and use a baff bucket
bri5083 9
Is having a baby really worth all that? No offense to your unborn child but dang..
sinking_fish 12
You will learn someday (if you have kids) that the little things in pregnancy like morning sickness, headaches, and constantly needing to pee is totally worth dealing with in the end when you're able to just SEE your baby, much less hold it. :)
coried91 28
Yes it really is.
xllTriEdgellx 4
U shouldn't have gotten pregnet the world has enough dumb kids as it is
redhedsaysrawr 18
where in the post does it say she didnt want the child? have you considered the fact that maybe she WANTS to have a child?
Dracoboxer357 36
142, maybe to not look like a complete idiot, you could at least try to intellectually defend or justify that comment, please? You presume anyone with child is going to give birth to a stupid lil rug rat? Eat a lot of lead paint growing up? :p
WordSmyth 2
Pregnet?! Fe-E. I'll let you figure that one out.
irockfendergirl 0
142- Remember, you were a dumb kid at one point. Honestly, I don't think anything has changed. Grow up, you dumbass.
tconndabomb 6
Shoulda uses a condom. Btw go to the doctor
l0v3p4in 7
Poor girl .... Been there done that and wasn't even pregnant....
Dracoboxer357 36
Aww, sorry to hear you're having a rough time of it. :( I understand some of what you're going through. My wife and I had 2 boys, and both times, the vomiting was intense for a lot of the pregnancy....for both of us. :) Apparently, I'm one of the many males that gets to share that part of the fun, it's called Kovad's syndrome/ sympathy sickness. :) I could have gone without the extra hormones, bawling at chick flicks was so embarrassing! Lol! It'll all be worth it, you won't even remember what this part of the adventure was like before too long. Hang in there! And best of luck to you, OP! :D
twiggypoop 3
I know exactly how you feel!!!!
metmimo 8
MeIt's only temporary I'm 32 weeks along and I have a 10 month old at home It gets better Just prepare for the birth