Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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melantysaurus 3
I had vomitting and the Hershey squirts for the full first trimester of my second pregnancy. Spent most of it in hospy on a drip. A little tinkle? It could be worse.
wendy22804 0
At least u can get pregnant. Suck it up and enjoy the end results. A beautiful baby. I'd take morning sickness for that any day...
wildthang428 10
24, Okay to these "high horse" comments... You can't say OP deserves it because you DON'T know her situation. I am currently 8 months pregnant and I conceived while using Birth control and yes I had perfect use because I didn't want to get pregnant! You can't say she deserves it either because she didn't get an abortion! If you have never been pregnant and/or seen that heart beat inside you... You have NO right to make a justified opinion on anything abortion related. YES some girls are stupid but a lot aren't, so Miss Abstinence, you do need to get off your high horse. The teenage pregnancy epidemic is because of abstinence education in the first place and it is completely naive. Also most clinics, BC is usually around $15 a pack and 3/4 of the time you have the overly religious pro-lifers out front shunning you. What person, especially someone young, would be able to feel welcome going into such a clinic with that going on? Stop preaching like you're a saint (or Sarah Palin) and start being realistic.
begelin 8
It may suck but what you get as a result is unexplainable. It won't last hopefully it ends after your first trimester.
MyS3lf 24
I feel for ya, same thing happened to me when I was pregnant. Best advice I can give is try to find something called Emetrol, it helps a little with the nausea so you don't throw up as often. Also, keeping some Saltines and water next to your bed is a good idea, eat some first thing in the morning so that when you do throw up it's not just that painful dry-heaving. Oh, and one other thing, I recommend getting some Vaseline with cocoa butter in it and slather that stuff on at least once a day from about your neck down to your knees. I got rather large in my last trimester, baby was 9lbs, and I only got one tiny stretch mark. The morning sickness should go away after your first trimester. Hang in there!
supersexyme 0
Guys don't h8 she chose to get pregnant how did she deserve it you don't have to be jerk just because you having a shit day so why all the "you deserved it's" ?????!
rileynautumn 0
That's what happens when you get pregnant. Should have thought about that before you had sex.
lyle125 0
I dont trust something that bleeds for 3 days and still lives.
tykiej 0
Dont worry, after you have your baby, you get the pleasure of pissing yourself every time you cough, sneeze, and laugh. And you might as well sit on the toilet and puke into a trash can. That saves you from smelling like piss all day.
mareahluvs 0
sit on the toilet and put a bucket or garbage can on your lap. thats what i did and do.