Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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Hammer01 8
Wear a diaper and get some practice in!!!
kaykay20 0
Wear adult diapers or pads till the babies born ?
Katy326 10
Sit on the toilet and throw up in a bucket.
icantellu 7
Oh lord. And this is only the 8th week. I wonder how you'll be for the next 28 weeks.
n2sing 4
Congrats and WELCOME to motherhood... Time to learn to multi-task it's called being a mom and this is just the beginning
HoneyMonkey 3
Doesn't matter at least your gonna get to have your baby
FunnierOnPaper 9
Sorry, OP. I was in a similar situation with coughing at 8 weeks. I'm 31 weeks now and even though I'm no longer coughing, I still have other issues. Best I can suggest is to buy some Poise pads or else you'll be taking showers and changing clothes literally all day and night. Oh, and don't listen to your OB, especially if she's like my ex midwife was. She tried to tell me that no matter how sick you are while PG, leaking isn't normal and you WILL need surgery. It is if you're that sick and surgery can cause worse problems (not always, but good to know the risks too). Good luck.
fergiecrys 0
Wait Til after the baby is born. You will still pee yr pants every time you cough, sneeze, or laugh to hard
trippons 9
Congrats! Keep a puke pan in the bathroom and when you gotta puke sit on the toilet like you gotta pee. Thats what I had to do. It definitely sucks but just wait til you pee a little everytime you sneeze.
Iriz 0
lol that is nothing wait until you get passed your 20weeks you will pee whenever baby kicks your bladder