Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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summinay 0
Tell your doctor. There are done things to help with the throwing up as severe as yours
lreiss 0
So what? Been there done that. Quit being a whiny bitch.
nvo 6
Hang in there ... it's all for a good cause. Almost all cases of 'morning' sickness are 24/7, but they tend to go away around week 12-16. You should be able to enjoy some part of your pregnancy. Until then, eat very small portions, frequently ... whatever stays down. A very empty stomach - or too big a meal - might trigger more nausea. Good luck!
PhooBear 0
Omg this poor girl. If it was an unwanted pregnancy was her biggest worry, would she really be FMLing about morning sickness? I am 9 weeks pregnant and going through the same thing. It is a very wanted pregnancy, and although I know the reward will be much bigger, when you wake up and puke, take a shower and puke, sleep then puke, drink water then puke, it starts to get very draining. No one said it was going to be glamorous, but I'll tell ya one thing. As soon as I knew there was a person inside me, no amount of suffering could make me change my mind, and I take pride in the sacrifices I'm making for my baby. Hold in there op. And eat Popsicles. They help :)
DeviantBreeder 7
It happens. And you're not the only one. Life only gets worse once you've popped it out. Suck s**t but not FYL. YTotallyDI.
THE_A_TEEN 28
She deserves it? 'gurl', you're dumb as bricks...
DeviantBreeder 7
Well last I read it seemed OP made the decision to get pregnant. Have you had a baby, young man? My husband & I have... so I think I'm entitled to comment. Now run along, kiddo.
wriptidez 0
wear a maxi pad
raphanator 6
My wife fortunately peed first then became nauseous enough to vomit, anyway that really blows... Unintended pun...
cheree19 0
Sit on the toilet to pee and puke in the garbage. Works best.
momof2youngins 0
Yes I know the feelin! U loose bladder control all together!!!!
Hammer01 8
Wear a diaper and you can practice your diaper changing skils.... ;-)