Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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Comments (239)
cherryllollo 7
ice girl is smart in a way. shes cautious about the sex she has or would have. thats a plus. but the whole abstinence things outrageous. i feel bad for op (whatever that means) because shes having a rough pregnancy. its hard enough being preggo.. but the extra stuff like peeing ur pants... why does she deserve that??? because she made the choice to have a baby? duh.
tracijade 0
Get used to it, I puked and pissed until I was 37 weeks pregnant!
mushroompizza 3
Whenever I was pregnant I sneezed and peed so much it soaked through my undies, pants and left a puddle on the couch... I peed every time I puked too
laurielovergirl 0
Yumm
icain212 0
Should of used a condom
killerguitar007 1
Well done. You get to join the other thousands of people that are pregnant women that are feeling the same as you are. Such is life
alicewonderland_ 3
I know how you feel...
LilyZombie 8
don't worry, after the first trimester you stop throwing up in exchange for peeing in cups in latkig lots because bathrooms are too far!
krab22 0
I was puking up until I had my son and it sucked! Every pregnancy is different so this may not go away. I still to this day have issues with my bladder because of it and my son is 4 years old. I just sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can when I'm vomiting.
asherah14 7
Isn't 8 weeks really early to be having bladder issues? I thought the size/weight of the baby is what causes bladder issues. An 8 week baby is really small, like the size of a raspberry.