Crackers

By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00

Today, I'm 7 weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up 2 hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
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You deserved it 260
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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This isn't the plan we agreed on, Damien. How are we supposed to rule the world if you're only giving your mom the shits? Donald, Kim, and Vlad are doing their parts, so you do yours, or no deal.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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33 weeks until the Rapture. You heard it here first, folks. Kidding! Wishing good health to you and yours.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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This isn't the plan we agreed on, Damien. How are we supposed to rule the world if you're only giving your mom the shits? Donald, Kim, and Vlad are doing their parts, so you do yours, or no deal.

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crazycrochetlady 12

It's only week 7 got 33 more to go.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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33 weeks until the Rapture. You heard it here first, folks. Kidding! Wishing good health to you and yours.

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maroongrad 13

Pregnancy is not fun! Hang in there momma....second trimester is a whole lot easier. And of course your kid doesn't hate you yet. He/She isn't a teenager!

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crazycrochetlady 12

This is my third pregnancy. My other two were so much easier. I have stayed sick this time around. Some days I'm good, some days I'm sick in the morning only unless I eat something that doesnt agree with me, and then theres the days where if anyone comes near me with food I'm gonna puke on them.

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Itsbeenalong 5

Whaaa whaaa whaaa, maybe you shouldn't have gotten pregnant if you can't handle a bit of shits!

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mikbrooke 25
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... being pregnant doesnt normally coincide with 'the shits'. the food is just something that has disagreed with her belly after not being able to eat anything but bland food for a while. 🤷‍♀️

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Itsbeenalong 5

🤦‍♀️ no but babies usually bring with them a lot of shit. if OP can't cope with her own how's she going to cope with a babies!

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raven_of_azarath 34
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There’s a huge difference between having the shits and cleaning a baby’s shit.

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colderthanyou 15

Supposedly being super sick is a sign of a healthy baby... I think they say that to make us feel better

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ManitobaCanada 2

My wife was terribly sick for the whole pregnancy...

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