Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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Comments (239)
ganjaone 2
That's only the beginning. Get ready for a life time of hell with that illegitimate child
tymarie2012 31
How do you know it's illegitimate?
Clavey 6
Sit on a toilet, barf in a bucket. Problem solved.
Inciter 33
Don't feel bad. My morning sickness does the same thing to me. It does get better, thankfully. And it'll all be worth it when you have the baby.
420diosa 0
Sit on the toilet and puke in a trash can. Welcome to being a mom.
tberg527 0
I know how rough morning sickness can be but I lost my daughter when I was six months pregnant. Be thankful that you have a new life in you and when you hear that heartbeat for the first time it won't matter. The sickness will go away soon so don't focus on what you can't control but rather what you can, ie. the nursery and preparing for when the baby is there.
cupcake3517 5
Why wouldn't you just sit on the toilet with a bucket between your legs? It would be better than peeing yourself everytime ;)
abwildrose 4
Been there, done that. Good luck!!
_Meghan_ 5
For all of you that are saying "Shouldn't of got pregnant then" is not true. This person might want a baby, it's just what comes in the package. It's all worth it in the end.
s8n666 0
Should have used a condom you *****.
CrazyCowgurl23 1
Its ok OP I threw up everyday when I was pregnant with my daughter, but trust me it's all worth it when you get to hold your baby for the first time :)