Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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ShadowBitch99 2
Eat a banana before every meal, that should prevent it.
slip44knot 1
you xan start your diaper changing now! lol
Hammer01 8
That is the easy solution!!!!!!!
ohaimark 0
I see these comments saying "You shouldn't have gotten pregnant. You should be more careful, etc." Like every pregnancy is unplanned....but what if she's married (or not) and they wanted a baby? The Internet is used by more people than just 15 year olds and young adults who hate/don't want children... I know it's FML now OP, but hang in there, it's worth it!
Okayitwasme 0
Drink lots of fluids! Even if you can't keep much down, and lots of white bread. Yes white bread. If you toss that up it doesn't feel gritty or gross. Don't worry about your baby not getting enough. At this stage the fetus requires little nutrients and will in a way act like a parasite and take what it needs. You on the other hand need to keep your energy up and white bread has the highest rating on the energy index. That is why it's the wrong thing to eat if you are dieting. Good luck OP
n_epic_fail 14
Don't punish the baby giving him some ungodly name...
locaaaa 4
I spent my first 20 weeks of pregnancy sitting on the toilet and puking into a bucket. That was the only way I didn't pee my pants while vomiting.
micahsmommy 13
Tis the joys of pregnancy love. Your little bundle of joy will be worth it in the end.
KiddNYC1O 22
Will you be my financial advisor?? /sarcasm
totallyunsure 5
7 more months to go hahahaha !
savannah_07 3
Just remember it'll all be worth it in the end!!! Im 32 weeks preg now n I just try to think of the positive things.... Good luck Hope that helps.