Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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emmaa3451 11
I don't see how being pregnant is really a FML... Every body gets sicknesses and such
salvorican 24
If peeing myself while I'm constantly throwing up is a normal pregnancy at 8 weeks in then I don't think I ever want to be pregnant..
ames37 0
I agree I'm tired of hearing sissy women complain about being pregnant.
alival 12
But then she has to clean up the pee on the floor
mjayne1987 0
You should see your doctor about this. Being sick all day and losing control of your bladder this early in pregnancy are not generally normal.
RainbowHeadache 2
THANK you. I'm glad someone said it. You don't generally lose bladder control, if at all until you're about 6 months along or further. I never lost mine. It's from the baby putting pressure on your bladder. She really should see a doc. I'm also certain that's not normal. :/
akayc32 0
128... Actually, near the bladder is pretty much where the embryo begins to grow and continues. Everyone is different, but its a pretty good rule of thumb.
PhooBear 0
I think maybe part of it is just the amount of strain those muscles go through in a day. After throwing up 5,6,7 times a day, you sort of lose control of those muscles. Unfortunately :p
dubb420 15
unfortunately, it is normal. I threw up from about 2-3 weeks pregnant, up until the day I had them. And even if I peed right before puking, I would still pee a little on myself.
MelTheGreat 23
God bless your husband.
jessesgirl_10_4 1
itll go away. i just had my little one and for the first 3months, even the smell of subway had me running to the bathroom, even when i had nothing in my syomach, try ritz crackers instead of plain white ones. hope the rest of your pregnancy goes well :)
cupcake3517 5
why wouldn't you just sit on the toilet with a bucket between your legs instead of pissing yourself every time? makes more sense ;)
cjrand 7
It gets better... Not later on in the pregnancy... Not after the pregnancy... Not when the teething stops... Not when they go to school... Not when you pay for college... Not when they borrow money... Only when they get pregnant and you know their kids will get revenge for you... That's why grandparents love their grandchildren so much.
scorpio1194 0
I'm not pregnant but I feel you on the whole peeing your pants every time you throw up. I do that too & it really does SUCK!
Hammer01 8
You should just wear a pull up.... NBD
tonygar 17
well congratulations on being pregnant!! In a few years you will be able to laugh all about it
aniseh_fml_fml 6
Wear an absorbent (nighttime) maxi pad. It helps with the peeing/puking conundrum.