By thanks mom ¬_¬ - 24/08/2013 22:05 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
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Nyx_fml 23

There's nothing like condom talk with your mother.

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tanekdrachonae 19

It's ok, I was an accident too. We should be friends.

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Nyx_fml 23

There's nothing like condom talk with your mother.

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AppleJuiceBox 10

You could say he's a ... "broken man". No? Oh.. Okay..

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WeAreAHurricane 14

...no.

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Caitie_kid 8

Durex are the WORST!!!

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Gvfell 9

Im sure it was just an ACCIDENTAL slip of the tongue.

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bjdog98 9

Canadian.

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crisanba 18

TROJAN MAN! Not as durable as Durex

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j_cat187 19

Glad Force-flex trash bags!

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Grayness_ 26

You sir have been putting stupid ass comments.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Sweet, sweet irony.

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Caitie_kid 8

Saran Wrap would be more effective than a Durex...

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8born8 18

44, that's like telling him to go and buy a pack of rubber gloves and some scissors.

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CarrieDiaries 12

At least she's honest with you. Oh mothers... :P

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kiaora_fml 11

Why was she looking into your drawer? you need to talk about boundaries with your mother OP.

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UnicornFarts 15

It's not like his mom opened the draw it was already opened. All she did was look inside.

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Caitie_kid 8

Why would it be weird for her to look in his sock drawer??? It's not like she's a complete stranger for Pete's sake, she's his mother!!

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tanekdrachonae 19

It's ok, I was an accident too. We should be friends.

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AppleJuiceBox 10

Can we make a club for this or something..?

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canupls 6

I can already see the Accident Anonymous Meatings now: "Um...Hi...I'm Brennan and uhh...I was an accident." "Hi, Brennan."

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slooby_fml 25

I thought everyone was an accident until people in my class started telling me they were planned

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gAt_d 26

Yeah, we should make a club! I was an accident and adopted, such a lovely combo...

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ApollosMyth 22

Woohoo, adopted accidents unite!

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TwinChapter 15

My twin sister and I were double the unwanted accident when my moms birth control pills failed. What a combo....

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ms_YoungMula 8

My mother had 5 kids in 4 years while on birth control, I was accident number 4

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TwinChapter 15

I know the feels. I was number six and my sister seven. But birth control should not be failing that often or that much. Perhaps she wasn't taking it correctly?

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JustKittyKat 24

I'm proof that the combination of the pill and a condom is no match for super sperm!

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mFUNdo21 17

#29 you were the chosen one :3

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tanekdrachonae 19

Since we have a support group now lol. Thanks for sharing!

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Moochi456 20

I'm a Trojan baby too. We are the spawn of Odysseus!!

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anabuddy123 10

Wow low blow hahaha

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j_cat187 19

That's probably what op's mom should have done.

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angelitared 27

Damn Trojan.

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zahra_786 19

Well I'm sure she's very thankful that it split because she was blessed with you OP! :)

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LowExpectations 30

Don't sweat it OP. At this point in your life does it matter?

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