Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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missanderson813 4
I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.
Enslaved 38
Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):
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Comments (156)
yuri63f6 7
Aimbot. He will be able to hit the target without looking... Or being in the same room!
luststarrr 22
Should've toilet trained him before marriage - YDI.
vintage3113 6
OH MY GOD YOUR LIFE IS SO AWFUL
Incogneterpeter 1
Peeing on the seat isn't acting like a child it happens you can't control how it comes out but if he does pee on the seat then he should clean it up not cleaning it up is acting like a child
Marrii_fml 5
Ewww I hella hate that...my husbands the same way. FYL & FML lol.
meganhead 0
every time you clean it up, the tissue should land on his pillow.
michaeljcaboose 7
You need to teach him to pee sitting down and facing the toilet, OP. That's why the toilet was designed with a little shelf on it for his comic book and chocolate milk!!!
lollipop77_fml 6
LOL
FrankHotpants 31
It could be the post sex pee.
mdds 2
I would think you would remember to put the seat up by now
rj33445 4
It's not that controllable for some of us lol