Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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missanderson813 4
I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.
Enslaved 38
Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):
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Comments (156)
flailingCheese 5
Obviously he did't choose steady aim as a perk
SanaSazi 32
Only twice in a week? Thank your lucky stars!
DatSuhk 0
get him a litter box
stillkon 1
serves you right for not keeping the seat up once u finished your business.
lilcatisawesome 7
Thats not that bad :/
Rick_E_Fresh 0
we're never gonna learn lol
Jennielee 6
I've been asking my husband this several times a week for over 11 years. Get use to a wet ass......
Mattfire141 1
It's impossible to aim when there is a double stream coming out!
brittany1655 5
thats not so bad. My sister is teaching her 31 year old fience to aim by placing a cerio in the toilet bowl.
writergirl23 19
Oh dear someone really doesn't know guys if she thinks grouching will stop him ...