Work: Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after... - FML

By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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Sniper

By kait - 29/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 2 338

By Lola - 29/07/2019 06:00

Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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You deserved it 2 814

Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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You deserved it 64

By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 568

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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You deserved it 1 268

Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 2 371

Herbie Kirby

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 12:00

Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML

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Top comments

brettrb 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:59

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

BlackFames 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:57

You have bad customers...

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soccerguy2o1 7

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:57

Must be a enjoyable job

garrett_8614 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:03

I'd be pretty pissed myself

Almost_Positive 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:05

There's such a huge about of puns on FML recently for some reason

xxrogerthatxx 19

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:58

an*; since when does blatant sarcasm get a pass on FML? Should've seen the downvotes coming.

xxrogerthatxx 19

Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:03

14, amount*

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:04

14, what do you suggest we do to those who use puns? Should they be pun-ished?

xx000o 27

Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:33

Do your very best, clean it up with a smile and go to your next task. You will have jobs in the future that will make you wish all you had to do was mop up some piss.

mete_orito 34

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:21

Like dodging 400 lb inmate's turds

sometimessam 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:36

#24/#27, anyone who reads this notices the mistakes. Your corrections serve no purpose other than annoying those who read the comments.

BlackFames 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:57

You have bad customers...

football98_fml 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:13

What piss off customers

desoxyn242 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 17:40

More like he has bad coworkers who force him to do grunt work...FYL OP

3mi1y_ 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:58

I feel your pain with having a shitty job

tucansamTommyG 12

Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:06

Actually a pissy job

FrancesShiver 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:58

Who the **** does that??

OhWhoCares 42

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:24

Evidently, OP's customers do.

FrancesShiver 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:28

Omg, really?

Almost_Positive 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:34

@20 tಠ_ಠ @18 (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

FrancesShiver 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:23

*෴*

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Tuesday 22 July 2014 10:36

People who are already drunk I'd assume.

Danne696 14

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:42

If they are drunk enough to piss themselves when buying even more beer they should be denied.

brettrb 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:59

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

NYM88 26

Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:51

Only if they aren't piss warm!

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:59

you must be pissed of Op..FYL

Fiorella1 19

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:28

Off*

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:47

yes OFF, it went off ;)

dabears1011234 27

Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:57

#23 *meant

loathingloser 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:01

I be pretty pissed too

tayymeds 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:02

If anyone asks, someone broke a bottle.

GetDuped 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:03

Looks like you're in a pissy mood.

CallMeWindSock 24

Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:03

Soon, you'll start hearing "clean up on aisle 13" in your nightmares.

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