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I'd be pretty pissed myself
There's such a huge about of puns on FML recently for some reason
an*; since when does blatant sarcasm get a pass on FML? Should've seen the downvotes coming.
14, amount*
14, what do you suggest we do to those who use puns? Should they be pun-ished?
Do your very best, clean it up with a smile and go to your next task. You will have jobs in the future that will make you wish all you had to do was mop up some piss.
Like dodging 400 lb inmate's turds
#24/#27, anyone who reads this notices the mistakes. Your corrections serve no purpose other than annoying those who read the comments.
You have bad customers...
More like he has bad coworkers who force him to do grunt work...FYL OP
Actually a pissy job
Evidently, OP's customers do.
@20 tಠ_ಠ @18 (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
People who are already drunk I'd assume.
If they are drunk enough to piss themselves when buying even more beer they should be denied.
Only if they aren't piss warm!
I be pretty pissed too
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That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.
You have bad customers...