By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
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brettrb 18

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

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BlackFames 16
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You have bad customers...

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soccerguy2o1 7

Must be a enjoyable job

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garrett_8614 14
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I'd be pretty pissed myself

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Almost_Positive 18
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There's such a huge about of puns on FML recently for some reason

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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an*; since when does blatant sarcasm get a pass on FML? Should've seen the downvotes coming.

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cakefete2 30
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14, what do you suggest we do to those who use puns? Should they be pun-ished?

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xx000o 27
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Do your very best, clean it up with a smile and go to your next task. You will have jobs in the future that will make you wish all you had to do was mop up some piss.

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mete_orito 34
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Like dodging 400 lb inmate's turds

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sometimessam 16
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#24/#27, anyone who reads this notices the mistakes. Your corrections serve no purpose other than annoying those who read the comments.

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BlackFames 16
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You have bad customers...

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football98_fml 20

What piss off customers

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desoxyn242 14
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More like he has bad coworkers who force him to do grunt work...FYL OP

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3mi1y_ 16

I feel your pain with having a shitty job

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tucansamTommyG 12
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Actually a pissy job

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FrancesShiver 20

Who the fuck does that??

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OhWhoCares 42
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Evidently, OP's customers do.

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FrancesShiver 20

Omg, really?

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Almost_Positive 18
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@20 tಠ_ಠ @18 (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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FrancesShiver 20

*෴*

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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People who are already drunk I'd assume.

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Danne696 14
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If they are drunk enough to piss themselves when buying even more beer they should be denied.

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brettrb 18

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

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NYM88 26
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Only if they aren't piss warm!

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ostfaiz 18

you must be pissed of Op..FYL

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ostfaiz 18

yes OFF, it went off ;)

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loathingloser 14
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I be pretty pissed too

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tayymeds 23

If anyone asks, someone broke a bottle.

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GetDuped 11

Looks like you're in a pissy mood.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Soon, you'll start hearing "clean up on aisle 13" in your nightmares.

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