By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 682
You deserved it 3 425

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brettrb 18

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

You have bad customers...


soccerguy2o1 7

Must be a enjoyable job

I'd be pretty pissed myself

There's such a huge about of puns on FML recently for some reason

an*; since when does blatant sarcasm get a pass on FML? Should've seen the downvotes coming.

14, what do you suggest we do to those who use puns? Should they be pun-ished?

Do your very best, clean it up with a smile and go to your next task. You will have jobs in the future that will make you wish all you had to do was mop up some piss.

Like dodging 400 lb inmate's turds

#24/#27, anyone who reads this notices the mistakes. Your corrections serve no purpose other than annoying those who read the comments.

You have bad customers...

football98_fml 20

What piss off customers

More like he has bad coworkers who force him to do grunt work...FYL OP

3mi1y_ 16

I feel your pain with having a shitty job

Actually a pissy job

FrancesShiver 20

Who the fuck does that??

Evidently, OP's customers do.

FrancesShiver 20

Omg, really?

@20 tಠ_ಠ @18 (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

FrancesShiver 20


People who are already drunk I'd assume.

If they are drunk enough to piss themselves when buying even more beer they should be denied.

brettrb 18

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

Only if they aren't piss warm!

ostfaiz 18

you must be pissed of Op..FYL

ostfaiz 18

yes OFF, it went off ;)

I be pretty pissed too

tayymeds 23

If anyone asks, someone broke a bottle.

GetDuped 11

Looks like you're in a pissy mood.

CallMeWindSock 24

Soon, you'll start hearing "clean up on aisle 13" in your nightmares.