Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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missanderson813 4
I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.
Enslaved 38
Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):
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Comments (156)
BobbieH 19
I guess you could look at as at least the seat is down! As a male I've never understood why it's difficult to lift the seat to pee and put it down when you're done. It's not a hardship, it's 2 seconds, if that. I just think its respectful to the women in your life.
archenemybtch 0
Finally, a man with some sense!!! :)
abibaby 0
Imagine that, I had to have the se conversation with my 28 yr husband on two separate occasions this week as well
shahroni1 3
you also pee on toilet seat and see the reaction of your husband.
lil_mama522 0
I just got used to wiping it down before I sat, assumed it was just the cost of living with a boy
THEsuperMANLYman 10
The only reason he misses is because he's using the toilet the wrong way,sheesh hadn't anyone watch southpark.
rillastyle 1
You want it down I bet
JOEGERNAUTT 1
It's not as easy as it looks. It's hard to aim that thing sometimes :)
Vert90 11
Okay, every guy pisses on the seat from time to time. It's like a nozzle that's unpredictable. I pee on the seat quite often, but I clean it off so as to not make it nasty. It's not much of an FML, you can see the piss on the seat and wipe it.
triggerit 5
Do not beg him anymore... Just help him...
Lord_Nord 4
It's like a fire hose not an eye dropper! Don't expect any miracles :)