Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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missanderson813 4
I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.
Enslaved 38
Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):
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catanita 18
Both of you are wrong. He should have lifted the toilet seat before peeing and you for asking him to put it back down after peeing. Only in Us i heard about this thing.
sissors1234 4
News flash: it never stops
laxter14 3
Guys don't have the best aim like some think...
TVKill3r 15
Believe me this is a two way street. I can't tell you how many time I have to clean urine off the seats at work, which makes even less sense since girls sit. With guys it kinda makes sense because the water can splash back up when the urine hits and get on the seat.
taemobig 7
Maybe he has v streams,hey it happens
tjiscoo 4
Just stop asking it's always going to happen
bleedingglitter 24
Oh mine loves me so he either sits to pee or wipes up any drops with toilet paper.
iadtgrad07 6
Today, for the third time this week, I had to ask my 30 year old husband to flush the toilet when he's done. FML.