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It doesn't start out as a perfect stream.. It gradually works its way to one.. Ppl need to understand that and not complain so much.. Or he should be smart and just clean it off if he happens to do it.

  trollfaced  |  2

At least he can clean it? He's like my cousin who pees all over the toilet seat, wall, and the floor. This is one of the reasons why people don't want to live in this generation

  Calyx_fml  |  21

I hate to say it but even with the seat up there is lots of urine splash all over the bathroom and your legs. It's pretty gross. It may not matter in public toilets but at home, where I have to clean it, I sit to pee. It's much cleaner.

On another note, most men don't know how to use the urinal. They piss on the back or into the water, which is guaranteed to splash piss everywhere. Use a urinal naked and you'll feel it splashing all over your legs. The right way (the way almost no men do) is to piss on the SIDE of the urinal so the splash ricochets away from you into the urinal, not back onto you. it's simple physics, guys.

  iamyourgod  |  3

One does not simply aim their urine! It's like trying to use a garden hose with one of those nozzles that can generate a whole bunch of different patterns, but having no clue which one it is on, varying pressure, and sometimes random switches of nozzle type.

  _Oblivion_  |  12

I can only imagine how fast you'll be kicked out of your house when youget married. Us guys miss sometimes but not to the point that we just whip it out and piss away

  sadistmonkey  |  19

Generally when you write in snow, it's over a bigger area than the typical size of a toilet bowl. I don't know why it's so difficult to aim but sometimes it just is. On the other hand, the decent thing to do would be to clean up after yourself if you do miss.

By  Pelreskovich  |  11

You need to take a roll of toilet paper and put an "X" with marker on each perforated piece and when you're done using the bathroom leave one piece afloat for him to aim at!