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You mean to say that your husband simply left his shit that missed the toilet bowl for you to clean? You should tell him that he's a grown ass adult and you are not his maid. Frankly, I'd just kick his ass.
I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...
Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.