You mean to say that your husband simply left his shit that missed the toilet bowl for you to clean? You should tell him that he's a grown ass adult and you are not his maid. Frankly, I'd just kick his ass.

I'd recommend having a bathroom where the whole floor is a pit of kitty litter, that way it's impossible to miss unless he defies the odds and shits horizontally at the wall

That'd be so disgustingly impressive.

It is not that difficult to shit on the wall actually

I know right just stick your ass on the wall and let it go

@35 His response in spite is to shit outside the bathroom door

Please, don't generalize men. As a man myself I would never do this.

I am a man and I don't do that, ever.

Maybe it's your taste in men that is the problem. I'd appreciate it if you didn't generalize men just because your fiancé is gross.

It only works if OP doesn't have to change his diapers now and then

I mean definitely ^

I think you also mean many.

pretty sure the spelling wasn't the primary issue with this comment

to start off. what does angry bird have to do with toilet aim? I don't think he goes to take a dump angry.

He probably meant that he was too busy playing a game while on the toilet to worry about being clean and getting the deed done.

eugh. I'd like to believe there are no grown men out there that childish and disgusting. D:

It takes some serious talent to miss the toilet taking a duece...fyl op

Does it matter ? I can understand drunk peeing but wtf.

With inebriation, all logic goes out the door.