Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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missanderson813 4
I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.
Enslaved 38
Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):
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Comments (156)
StanSmith_fml 9
I only do that in public washrooms. Am I the only one?
dylwalk 3
Hahahaha nice name
BunBunBabe 8
27 is the new 17 in guy years
Snafuusmc 12
Sometimes when you an itch down there while peeing you seem to scratch it along with missing the toilet. I know I'm not the only that hasn't done that? Or you sneeze while going?
sammyscrazza 6
If you girls even knew... It just sprays like a shotgun its not our fault
archenemybtch 0
Why is everyone saying that she needs to put the seat up when she's done? The toilet has a seat and lid for a reason--to be put back down.
maosquare 18
Or to be lifted up.
archenemybtch 0
If it was meant to stay lifted up, there would be no seat or lid. It would just be a big open hole. People put the lid back on everything else when they're finished with things. The toilet should also be one of those things!
rooney0710 5
No hands swag!!!
hateevryone 15
Give him a whooping next time lol.
dylwalk 3
Just shut up
THE_A_TEEN 28
Who are you telling to shut up?
awalker2782 5
It's called splash back it's not necessarily all piss. When the stream hits the water sometimes the water splashes out and lands on the seat. Happens to me alot. Course I wipe the seat if it happens.
tammy0312 6
Omg I'm going through the same thing and he's turning 28 next month smh tsktsk