Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I reminded my fiancee's kid to put the toilet seat up when he pees. My fiancée heard and shrieked at me to stop being controlling and weird. Yesterday, she threw a tantrum because there was piss on the toilet seat. I can't win. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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missanderson813 4
I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.
Enslaved 38
Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):
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Comments (156)
robert76 5
Try not jumping all over him when he accidentally leaves the toilet seat up and maybe he won't take a piss with it down anymore. Of all things to get pissy about (hehe, pissy), women seem to think they own the toilet.
likeaarbear 1
Awww hell that is so nasty! Ew. Sorry OP :P
Trishy_c 5
It's ok my 26 year old brother still manages to miss the toilet every time even with the seat up -_-
charlotte69er 7
Is he like that in bed too?
dittoisawesome16 3
You have no idea how hard it is.
dr00ms 0
Eww
r21s03 0
Rub his nose in it like he's a dog.
Kar98 6
Little do you know that since you're spending hours in the bathroom and roll your eyes and hiss at him when he wants to take a leak while you're doing your makeup, he's taken to pissing in the kitchen sink.
kiljoy01 2
It happens. Watch south park the reverse cow girl episode explains it all
ZachIsThe1 0
You girls got it easy, you always get a slam dunk when you piss. For us dudes, we are always shooting from the three-point line.
bleedingglitter 24
So sit.