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About Captainsmegma
Life is fun. We need to laugh and enjoy others misfortunes.
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Captainsmegma's FML badges

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • Perfectionist

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  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    34%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    19%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    50%

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
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