Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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Top comments
ceddyz17 10
awww falling head over heals allready
Eggers 2
what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?
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Comments (161)
ceddyz17 10
awww falling head over heals allready
CrazyDude19 3
haha yes he sure is
Tuesdays76 0
Lol! Chicks totally dig injuries though. ;)
elainelovesyou 7
40- Chicks do not! At least not from trying to be cool and falling face first into your dad's car. :)
Tuesdays76 0
Okay well chicks dig real injuries.
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, going with the clumsy angle I see....
iLoveJoseph 0
dude.. I would laugh hysterically and use the fact he face planted into a car for me as a conversation starter. hahaha, I dig dumb injuries and imma girl.
Sassybq1 13
lol actually i would. id think it was cute that he was trying lol ^^
staceysgenesis16 0
hah , i hope the car is okay .but nice attempt .. it was still a failure tho . obviously
elliottthefmlgod 0
Ba dun schhhhh
Gladus_likes_cak 6
nice job
morgan320 0
The cake is a pie!
RebornProblem 0
The cake is going to cry.
_yarrrr 0
the cake got a sty
JenL_fml 7
The cake is quite sly!
prince122 0
81: portal?!?!
prince122 0
ooh yeah it is I didn't see the the guys name lol.
IBeBlazin 0
Nope it's from a series on YouTube called Spriggs.
jess9696 0
smooth
tsim_fml 0
u forgot the "move" part of "smooth move" then you gotta call him a "slick fox"
forgettingsunday 0
what're you from, the 70's?
Takador 3
*french accent* silly americans
breathemein 10
lol that sucks :/
Eggers 2
what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?
CrazyDude19 3
lmfao agree what was he doing with those hands...
ILoveEggnog 7
He was looking for a mouse.
uncbballwins 0
He was hiding the surprise boner
gigglezbabii22 2
It's part of his "cool" look lol because walking around with your hands in your pockets means you have swagg.
hersactually 0
I like that #833333
hersactually 0
I meant #83. my iPhone is too laggy.
murlocholmes 5
why, he was playing a game of "pocket pull!"
drew2711 0
just tell her you were trying to practice your faceplant trick
poopboy662 0
poop
AllThatHit 7
LOL
Kalob10 0
what's a bonnet on a car? oh, btw, real smooth xD
shift_love 13
it's the European word for hood, boot is trunk, and front wings are fenders.
perdix 31
And the hood is the top on a convertible.
Crazy4Christ 0
miles?!
morgan320 0
Bonnet is where the cops throw you when you're getting arrested. Boot is where the terrorists throw you when you're getting kidnapped.
JacksonCampbell 9
Why's it say hood now?
SmallTownCutie 0
I doubt it. Sort of sounds like he didn't have a chance anyway.
poopboy662 0
poop
xxxlauraxxx 0
just say that's what all cool guys do when dey c pretty ladies. yup. . . .... very believable.