By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 597
You deserved it 4 620

Same thing different taste

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JoSmokes 10

I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?


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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

just move on dude. I'm sure some other girl feels the same way about you :)

brandidanae 0

I think he might of meant the girl would feel the same way about him as he does her.

aww that's sad.. dont worry you'll find someone who likes you back... :).. well hopefully you will..

Kn0wledge123 21

Yeah that's pretty ****** up. But by the sound of it, I bet she's one of those Connie D'micco types. Bitch ain't worth it, bruh. Move on to something better.

futtbuck101 1

You should stage **** her and then ask her how she feels

Agreed. Heck, maybe you should just wait til marriage to kiss a girl.

maybe she's just being honest and not saying it to be mean

get over it she's a practice hoe now you're ready for primetime

JayBear14 11

10- theres nothing wrong with not having a first kiss at 17.

JayBear14 11
OhSoBueno 0

bright side: you got the part!!

Perhaps she had a reason to find him repulsive? Doesn't mean she's a bitch....

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

suck it up OP rejection hurts there will be other kisses

minecraft_fml 4

you still could have gotten some tongue action, dumbass.

dantheman1988 0

#82 she said he was replusive das pretty ****** mean

just listen some sad music for an hour alone and then pick yourself up and dust yourself off. there are another couple billion people out there and one of em has got to like you.

F_Your_Life_001 0

#10 i'll be 17 in about a week and ive never been kissed...its not necessarily a choice

SailorSolaris 43

My first kiss was at 22. Wasn't interested until then. You have no right to tell someone how old to be when kissing, unless the person is under 13 or so.

She’s a bitch for having an opinion, ok

comepoopwithme 0

ya she probably said that because she can feel his erection while they kiss. ydi for getting boners easily.

slushpup9696 12

60 - When you make an assumption, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "mption"... wait, that doesn't sound right...

it's an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'i' btw :)

Notonatm 1

The saying is actually when you assume you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'

I'm sixteen and all the girls I dated where ugly, I know how you feel... I'm gonna die a virgin... :(

first kiss at 17? ydi. you have to do these things earlier in life.

JoSmokes 10

I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?

MrFlintstone 5

nobody in particular, but since this has been posted on fml it is now open to people ranting on about every aspect of the ops life.

oliveindamiddle 0

I think he realizes this, hence the "FML" at the end of the story (;

hells I haven't had a kiss yet. but hey we can't all be douche bags

Kn0wledge123 21

Having a kiss before 17 does not make one a douchebag.

haha I've never had a kiss before.. and I don't see anything wrong with it!

what's wrong with it is that you're butters.

I had my first kiss when I was 15, after I'd been dating my boyfriend for 4 months. Some people are having sex after 1 month. Neither one is wrong or right, it all depends on who you are.

no kiss yet. wow I first did it at 11...... no one hate me I'm bieng honest but I don't think it counts because I didn't know what I did until I was 13.. pwn on me. :)

it's just a hassle when ur practiced but ur partners never been kissed, it's more like a chore after a certain age

compworks 4

I'm two years off from this guy, and I still haven't had my first kiss from anybody. Grow up and don't criticize.

That was a stupid comment. I find it disgusting if kids are kissing any earlier. And you know, some people don't even find anyone they like til later, like their twenties.

skaterpaige 3

shutup Dude it doesn't matter he liked the girl and apparently the girl has some issues but you are suppose to think of all these FML's as bad and help or just say sorry not randomly criticize them-.- (in less u just have to but still)

jennifer93 0

I had my first kiss at 17 doesn't automatically make someone a loser or something!

TwatRot69 0

#3 - Just because OP didn't have his first kiss until he was 17 doesn't mean anything. Maybe he was trying to wait for the right girl instead of kissing every living, breathing girl that he could get his little horny hands on.

34, I find that hard to believe.......but maybe your just joking.

I was 20. old, I know, but it shouldn't matter what age you are! anywho, fyl op. the chick seems like a notch anyways. <3

ravensunnyd 0

He said it was the first kiss he had with that girl not his first kiss in general

actually 148 I wasn't joking I was serious.. and I've never had a bf.. no joke!

cheer4ever96 8

does it really matter?!? I had my first kiss on my 15th birthday. it happens when it happens, it's no big deal.

why is that so hard to believe?? lol ^^

poor 196... never had a boyfriend. bad personality? annoying? why not?

its hard to believe because you like airsoft, video games, and funny shows. and you dont have three eyes(right?). normally guys are all over that. i know i would.

mandipandi30 0
hook_em 0

well 170 there is no rush you are still young so enjoy it you don't have to get hitched right away and also I believe that was 148s way of saying you're full of crap because you are a pretty girl idk I'm just saying

I'm in the video game club at my school... Trust me, guys are all over girls that like that kind of stuff. I try not to go there without my boyfriend to avoid the horde.

hook_em 0

what I mean is get a bf that you have for a while not the marriage way of the word

215 haha well I wasn't joking I'm being completely serious.

you totally missed his point. isn't it ironic that you're name is "knowledge" hahahahah

robotiick 12

hey 3 **** u an I hope u end up like Osama DEAD!!!

iloveeyouuxD 9

First kiss at 12. It was perfect! :) hehe

borkchop1992 15

then find someone else to like and get over it

Everday 0
yohooooooo 5

OR. instead of another play. you can just simply play with her right?

xchica365x 0

I bet she's not even worth your time

A thespian gets his first kiss at seventeen?!

I honestly think that there's nothing wrong with it It's just that It is a little bit of a delayed age.

that girl isn't worth it then. go find someone who will actually care about you. dealing with a complete bitch isn't worth it. you'll find someone else (:

your beautiful, just thought I should put that out there :)

someone's a bitch because she doesn't want to kiss every guy? get over yourself making snap judgements without knowing anything about this girl.

bitchin94 2

whoa bro calm down... he even said that she found him repulsive... which mean it's not worth it tryna get with her...

I'm calm. I didn't say it was worth it. I'm just saying I dont see why the girl is a bitch cos she didn't wanna kiss a guy. if i walk up to a girl in a club and she doesn't wanna kiss me, that doesn't make her a bitch. plus, it's not stated that the girl said he was repulsive, it's OPs interpretation. But of course he would say that from his side of the story. The fact that he made an FML about not having had a kiss by 17 shows how melodramatic he can be anyway.

bitchin94 2

yea that is true... it is his opinion too so I can see where your coming from...

Kn0wledge123 21

One fact that you're missing John-boy, is this wasn't some random encounter on the street corner where the guy is a creeper. It's a stage play. So we can interpret that they're classmates and have likely known each other for a while. Secondly, you're correct the FML doesn't say that she stated it, but it also doesn't say that she DIDN'T state it either. The FML says that she "made it clear". We can assume she either out right said it or gestured towards it. Like making a disgusted face, constantly spitting, or telling her friends in ear shot that he's repulsive. But opinions are like assholes. We all have 'em.

Lqum26 0

If op is telling the truth then she is a bitch. You can be upset about kissing someone but you don't need to make it obvious that you disliked it, or make the other person feel bad about a kiss that was staged and neither of them had any say in. So, she is a bitch.

listen, I'm not saying the girl wasn't a bitch but equally, i think it's harsh to say she is. i know from experience that when you've liked a girl a helluva long time, everything they do is amplified. it could have been a minor thing that he interpreted as clear she was disgusted. similarly she could have specifically said to him that kiss was disgusting and i hope I never see your ugly face again. that would be bitchy. but taking the hyperbolised opinion of a guy that's obsessed over a girl for a long time is probably incorrect. I'm not being harsh to the guy, I've been there. I just don't agree with snap judgements on the girl in this scenario.

Kn0wledge123 21

How is having a crush on a girl being obsessed with them? Now who's making snappy judgements?

Angi95 3

I don't think OP is pathetic some people just aren't cut out for relationships or are too busy to ever really have one. Or maybe he was waiting for the right girl. I don't think the girl is a bitch because she didn't want to kiss him I think the girl is a bitch if she truly made it obvious that she thought he was awful. Also I think that the reason people get into arguments like this is because they read what someone said the wrong way it's hard to explain how you are saying something in text.

damn repulsive is a strong word you need to find some worth your time who's not a bitch

Have to trick her into a play with a **** scene ]:-&gt;

I don't know, my high school did Sweeny Tood (full of violence and sexual innuendo) last year, along with Noises Off, in which one of the characters spends the greater part of the play in her underwear, another character is a drunk old bastard, and there's a lot of implied sex. The only censored thing was changing "Get off the ******* stage" to "get off the bloody stage" Some schools do plays like Spamalot, Urinetown and Rent. School plays/musicals are getting edgier every year.

Lol #65. Throw a joke, and you find out that there is always an idiot who has already tried it (by no means I mean you)

How many plays have sex scenes that a 17 year old can do? The closest I can think of is Kiss Me Kate with the spanking