Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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SinfulTragedy
| 19
At least you unlocked an achievement!
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bertoelmexicano
| 6
Who's the one kissing a girl? And who are the ones with a car full of dudes? I think we know who really won on this one.
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BIGBOY4rmAHM
| 19
dammit you beat me to it. haha. 50 points added to your gamer score
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JustCallMePic
| 2
When I was a kid I was obsessed with turning into an inanimate object.
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
Attack helicopter inbound.
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sr101998
| 0
Captan: Get to the chopper
Noob: But I don't wanna
Captin:(face palm)
Noob: But I don't wanna
Captin:(face palm)
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RuCheezBurger
| 10
Atleast you got 50 Gamerscore...
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SillyFart
| 7
Doesn't matter had... Kiss??
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lmfao1643
| 3
you got free spaghetti too. 2 achievements? yes
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flockz
| 19
44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment...
*facedictionary*
*facedictionary*
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Maybe be knew he didn't know how to spell it and tried two different variations, hoping one be right. In any event, epic fail.
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thatoneitalian
| 3
Dogs inbound.. Fetch me their souls!
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kkeener12
| 5
YUCK! they threw Noobles at me!
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venomlash
| 9
Ooh, you've been Internetsed. I feel your pain.
101 get!
101 get!
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xcdog16
| 0
I see what you did there lol
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buzz009x
| 4
44- U spelled "captain" wrong twice and in different ways.....
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FckYoCOUCH
| 6
Who the hell has soggy spaghetti at the ready like that..?
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Little_Hairy
| 0
72 and 133, 45 misspelled captain not 44. #glasses.
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GhostlyGhoulish
| 1
This sounds to me like an episode of how I met your mother
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Banana_Pancakes6
| 0
144 - Hashtags aren't welcome here.
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efynsien
| 1
Sucks man...better luck next time
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FruityLoooons
| 8
...but he still kissed her?
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DooleyFTW
| 17
I don't think it's that bad at least it's memorable! My first kiss with my girlfriend was interrupted by a huge group of joggers. It just gave us something to laugh about and it relieved the slight awkwardness.
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REX50ROC
| 0
NOOB!!
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Wait, your first kiss all together? Or your first kiss with that woman?
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JustinThunder
| 8
Both.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
If it was first ever, then that sucks. If it was first with her, it still sucks. Moral of the story: no matter what you're doing, getting spaghetti thrown at you sucks.
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debatingalways
| 0
If they waited to years it was probably both
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eatsleepjb
| 8
58-just because he's been in love with her for two years doesn't mean they have been together for two years.
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JMTS
| 0
70 - I don't like your picture very much...
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eatsleepjb
| 8
Haha it's just a joke..boys are awesome:)
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TeamDazu
| 5
15-Kissception
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buzz009x
| 4
I knew somebody was going to say this as soon as i read the fml...
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someguy314159265
| 15
41 - What if you are getting spaghetti thrown at you because you are hungry and want some spaghetti?
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eatsleepjb
| 8
Yeah what if you were starving and hadn't had a bite to eat in weeks? I don't know about you but I would be pretty damn happy to get spagetti thrown at me! xD
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MelTheGreat
| 23
Dine and dash? haha
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leogirl95
| 12
Um, no
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death_dolphin24
| 0
Dumbass.
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TheFlyingMan
| 8
*Throws soggy Spaghetti*
Noob!
No, but really, that was a terrible joke and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Noob!
No, but really, that was a terrible joke and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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jalaven
| 1
Good story for your future kids, OP. don't sweat it.
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nixter5
| 18
I think throwing soggy spaghetti maybe a first. Never heard of that!
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tylermt1999
| 17
Smooth like Keith Stone
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thegreat8
| 1
I despise your prof. pic....
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The_Weirdo
| 10
Is that really a reason to comment?
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iTz_Tune
| 0
^ Was that?
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Agreed with 43
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tylermt1999
| 17
we got crosby fuck ovechkin
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thegreat8
| 1
At least ovi isn't in a skate chair
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HogwartsDropout7
| 0
At least you won't forget it.
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Right_Click
| 12
This is a victory for the record books!
Pop the champagne.
Pop the champagne.
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Stallion91
| 6
This only happens in movies haha
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ikickgingers
| 15
Queue scene from lady and the tramp...
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DooleyFTW
| 17
Sorry I'm not a grammar nazi or anything but it should be cue scene. Just saying!
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ikickgingers
| 15
Oh well. :)
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ikickgingers
| 15
And 53 ... Google "lady and the tramp".
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perdix
| 29
53 - Here's the rule: If someone uses a reference you don't understand, either look it up or STFU. Don't clog FML with your PDI, Public Display of Ignorance.
I don't know what Annoying Orange is and that's why I didn't chime in on that thread.
I don't know what Annoying Orange is and that's why I didn't chime in on that thread.
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porcelainkisses
| 5
How creative!
*facedictionary*