By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 957
You deserved it 3 484

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SinfulTragedy 19

At least you unlocked an achievement!

flockz 19

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

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SinfulTragedy 19

At least you unlocked an achievement!

bertoelmexicano 6

Who's the one kissing a girl? And who are the ones with a car full of dudes? I think we know who really won on this one.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

dammit you beat me to it. haha. 50 points added to your gamer score

JustCallMePic 2

When I was a kid I was obsessed with turning into an inanimate object.

monkeysareyummy 0

Attack helicopter inbound.

Captan: Get to the chopper Noob: But I don't wanna Captin:(face palm)

Atleast you got 50 Gamerscore...

Doesn't matter had... Kiss??

you got free spaghetti too. 2 achievements? yes

flockz 19

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

Maybe be knew he didn't know how to spell it and tried two different variations, hoping one be right. In any event, epic fail.

thatoneitalian 3

Dogs inbound.. Fetch me their souls!

YUCK! they threw Noobles at me!

Ooh, you've been Internetsed. I feel your pain. 101 get!

xcdog16 0

I see what you did there lol

44- U spelled "captain" wrong twice and in different ways.....

Who the hell has soggy spaghetti at the ready like that..?

72 and 133, 45 misspelled captain not 44. #glasses.

GhostlyGhoulish 1

This sounds to me like an episode of how I met your mother

Banana_Pancakes6 0

144 - Hashtags aren't welcome here.

Sucks man...better luck next time

FruityLoooons 8

...but he still kissed her?

I don't think it's that bad at least it's memorable! My first kiss with my girlfriend was interrupted by a huge group of joggers. It just gave us something to laugh about and it relieved the slight awkwardness.

REX50ROC 0

NOOB!!

Wait, your first kiss all together? Or your first kiss with that woman?

JustinThunder 8

Both.

If it was first ever, then that sucks. If it was first with her, it still sucks. Moral of the story: no matter what you're doing, getting spaghetti thrown at you sucks.

debatingalways 0

If they waited to years it was probably both

58-just because he's been in love with her for two years doesn't mean they have been together for two years.

JMTS 0

70 - I don't like your picture very much...

Haha it's just a joke..boys are awesome:)

15-Kissception

I knew somebody was going to say this as soon as i read the fml...

41 - What if you are getting spaghetti thrown at you because you are hungry and want some spaghetti?

Yeah what if you were starving and hadn't had a bite to eat in weeks? I don't know about you but I would be pretty damn happy to get spagetti thrown at me! xD

Dine and dash? haha

leogirl95 12

Um, no

*Throws soggy Spaghetti* Noob! No, but really, that was a terrible joke and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Good story for your future kids, OP. don't sweat it.

nixter5 18

I think throwing soggy spaghetti maybe a first. Never heard of that!

tylermt1999 17

Smooth like Keith Stone

I despise your prof. pic....

Is that really a reason to comment?

^ Was that?

Glitterhinoceros 14

Agreed with 43

tylermt1999 17

we got crosby fuck ovechkin

At least ovi isn't in a skate chair

HogwartsDropout7 0

At least you won't forget it.

This is a victory for the record books! Pop the champagne.

This only happens in movies haha

ikickgingers 15

Queue scene from lady and the tramp...

Sorry I'm not a grammar nazi or anything but it should be cue scene. Just saying!

ikickgingers 15

Oh well. :)

ikickgingers 15

And 53 ... Google "lady and the tramp".

perdix 29

53 - Here's the rule: If someone uses a reference you don't understand, either look it up or STFU. Don't clog FML with your PDI, Public Display of Ignorance. I don't know what Annoying Orange is and that's why I didn't chime in on that thread.