The_Voytek_Bear

About The_voytek_bear

Sarcastic chauvinist in every way. Also not an english native speaker so I don't feel guilty for the typos from time to time. P.S. Curious about the photo? Google the nick name (w/o underscores :)

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Up and coming moderator
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Checking you out
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I like your style
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The Mixer
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Judgmental
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Tweet, tweet
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50 favorites
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50 quality comments
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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