banarama
Dealbreaker
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Bad, so bad
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Slobber
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
Anonymous
Nampa, United States
Many such cases
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
Username
United Kingdom
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Anonymous
Cheyenne, United States
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Kiss-a-thon
Germany
First time?
Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
PookaKay02
United States
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Top comments
malicemassacre 18
Grow up and teach them how to kiss. If you like them it should be a no brainer
J15237 25
Instead of complaining why don’t you try and help them out?
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Comments (8)
malicemassacre 18
Grow up and teach them how to kiss. If you like them it should be a no brainer
J15237 25
Instead of complaining why don’t you try and help them out?
RichardPencil 32
Friend zone them. It's a good bet that if the kissing is bad, the ******* is going to be ******* awful.
Dylan Borg 12
Talk to the person. Sometimes it's inexperience, sometimes it's different styles and sometimes it's just the person holding back because they think I kiss a certain way. Had same issue with an ex once. Talk, learn, move on :)
Warp1978 15
Retrain them, it could be your lockdown project
OrySoma 11
everyone always wants instant gratification you ever heard practice makes perfect also try being open and honest even if its uncomfortable if you lack that you will be alone forever bud
tounces7 28
I foresee you having a LOT of unhappy relationships if you consider something so extremely minor a complete dealbreaker.
andrewgr 4
Please at least try to teach the person what you want. Maybe it will work, maybe it won't. But kissing is a technique, and it can be learned. Even if the person doesn't wind up being able to kiss the way you like, just trying different things and practicing might help them down the road. Teaching this person could lead you to wind up with a great partner that kisses you the way you like, but if not, you may at least change that person's life so that they wind up with the partner of their dreams somewhere down the road.