Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 545
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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Still counts

Everyone else in the circle isn’t 12 years old, are they?

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Who was your victim?

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Still counts

All good. I’m not much younger than you and still haven’t been kissed yet

Get over yourself, I’m a 37 year old virgin. Buckle up butter cup shit is only getting worse from here.

I want to know how it is

It’s really not that hard to get laid

How what is? Life?

Did you actually see my face?

I mean... you're not ugly. maybe it's your personality? Some people also choose not to have sex. Some people prioritize other things. When the time is right, it'll happen.

Everyone else in the circle isn’t 12 years old, are they?

Eh, I’ve had my first kiss from a gold digger at age 25 and 8 months, and to top it off she was drunk 🤦‍♂️