By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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Lenora_Cain 25

you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.

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xwendifferx 16

That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?

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Lenora_Cain 25

you might want to either a)brush your teeth more than once a day or b) invest in some gum.

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shay_serendipity 29

Yeah, I'd suggest both. If his breath really is the problem then it would take more than gum just to fix that up.

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LunaaBluee 27

He needs to learn to clean his tongue as well.

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xwendifferx 16

That was rude but how bad was your breath that she said that?

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A07 48

You might want to invest in a good mouth wash and some breath mints, FYL op.

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IAmzephyr 22

YDI though if he doesn't keep up with proper hygiene

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PennyLane27 32

Maybe you have tonsil stones, or a cavity? Terribly sorry, OP, that must've been mortifying. But maybe make an appointment with a doctor or dentist, in case something is wrong, beyond just needing to brush teeth.

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Sphanz 17

Also brush your tongue when brushing your teeth. Helps with bad breath. Mouthwash after makes a perfect combo. Hopefully you can get it worked out OP.

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VeganDarkLight 31

She was already your girlfriend before you even kissed? That's kinda cute, although pretty uncommon I think. I hope your following kisses won't be that awkward, you might want to get the source of that bad breath checked out (unless your hygiene is really bad, it's pretty likely it comes from a disease).

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PennyLane27 32

OP needs to reevaluate his oral hygiene, and go see a Dr to see if somethings wrong.

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bandaidstations 28

Since when does being in a relationship automatically mean you're kissing and/or getting intimate? This girl I work with just left her baby daddy and she was saying last night she has 3 dates lined up and has to try out each dick...i mean personally, I like to get to know someone at least a little bit.

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derangedplanet 23

Right. I've never kissed someone prior to dating them. haha. I technically got engaged before having made out with my husband.

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skylerthecloud 12

Most people are dating before they first kiss......

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soulreaper12296 28

Who the **** kisses before they start dating?

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LexiD19 26

my first kiss with my boyfriend was 3 months after we started dating.

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AnyaS 19

I had sex with my boyfriend before my first kiss with him (several years ago).

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elektra2 16

I wouldn't want to experience something like that, so F*** your girlfriend's life too.

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Bryce8 11

At least she was honest about it, rather have that then she avoiding kisses you ever again and never telling you the problem. Buy some mouth wash and brush your teeth three times a day.

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