Love, Embarrassing and Awkward: Running commentary

Running commentary

By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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You deserved it 1 596

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 284

You deserved it 2 911

Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 262

You deserved it 16 683

By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 614

You deserved it 4 633

By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 742

You deserved it 6 674

By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 9 158

By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 675

You deserved it 9 516

By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 712

You deserved it 12 509

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 565

You deserved it 373

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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You deserved it 40 894

By anonymous - 02/09/2012 22:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

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You deserved it 7 368

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 24 April 2022 10:28

Either way, that was kind of a dick thing to say. Damn.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 24 April 2022 14:19

Way to be judgmental, asshat. And in public too. Poor girl.

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Marcella1016 31

Sunday 24 April 2022 10:28

Either way, that was kind of a dick thing to say. Damn.

tweiler 15

Monday 25 April 2022 6:42

Just want to let you know that I meant to vote thumbs up on this comment instead of thumbs down. Sorry about that.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 24 April 2022 10:41

I don't think it was the mistake that caused them to look at you funny. I think they'd have looked at you that way if you'd said what you wanted to say.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 24 April 2022 14:19

Way to be judgmental, asshat. And in public too. Poor girl.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 April 2022 15:31

Your imagined sentence is even worse than what you managed to say.

poopface82 19

Sunday 24 April 2022 18:11

That could have turned into you teaching her what you like so she could improve. YDI for going about this all wrong.

lexxiasaurus 27

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:14

you could have started cute kissing lessons right there and instead you opened your mouth to ruin the moment. always think, will this comment be kind and lead to more communication or can this hurt the conversation and leave me looking like an ass. takes 5 seconds or 3 deep breaths