TheWindowLicker

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  • San Antonio, USA
  • 29 years old
  • Monday 26 July 1993
  • In a relationship
About Thewindowlicker
Well....maybe ill write this later, nothing to see on my profile. ---time to add more!--- Ok well, I'm not going to keep you long. I've been around this site for a very very long time. I didn't make an account for a while because I didn't see a point. Then...I got an iPhone, so I decided what the hell why not! I try to be nice, I really do, but there are some people on this website...that just need to not comment... Stupid mistakes that everyone needs to stop making are mixing up your and you're, saying things that make literally no sense whatsoever, and typing u for you or r for are. Really, typing a few letters won't kill you. It's just lazy. I miss the time when DocBastard, KaySL, and that crowd ruled the comment sections and bitched at anyone who made an idiotic comment, those were nice times. Anyway I really don't know what else to say soooooooooooooooooooo bye!
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.