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One-uppers are so annoying

By it still was! - 12/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I was in a support group talking about how my sister and I were raised in a cult. Never one to be outdone, the loud mouth of the group piped up and scoffed, “Oh please! If it didn’t make the news and no one died, then it wasn’t a cult!” Sorry I wasn’t murdered. It was still abusive as fuck. FML

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Chazzster 26

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Friday 12 August 2022 20:14

SNL used to have a running gag about Penelope played by Kristin Wiig who always had to “one up” everyone while nervously playing with her hair. It sounds like she was in your group… Hopefully your group leader handled that.

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Friday 12 August 2022 23:07

Yet. No one died in Jim Jones cult. Until they all did.

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Anderling 29

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Friday 12 August 2022 20:13

Print out the BITE model in a nice bulletpointed list on wood. Then beat him over the head with it until it gets through his thick skull.

Chazzster 26

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Friday 12 August 2022 20:14

SNL used to have a running gag about Penelope played by Kristin Wiig who always had to “one up” everyone while nervously playing with her hair. It sounds like she was in your group… Hopefully your group leader handled that.

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Friday 12 August 2022 23:07

Yet. No one died in Jim Jones cult. Until they all did.

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