By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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thehoticecube77 0

omg that sucks D: but it's pretty dang hilarious ^^

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trackrunner00008 0

tell him you had a dream he cheated on you.

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TotchiNeko 0

I accidentally bit my boyfriend, while we were sleeping, to the point that he was bleeding. he was quite mad. I didn't know I did it until he started yelling.

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nadsm 0

hahahahahaa. i'm sorry. hopefully he understood? hahahahaha.

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lovalovalova 0

ohman. thatsucks!!! ): i hope everything geta betttterrr!!!

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HighSky 0

This is fake, how would you know you were yelling at your boyfriend in your sleep unless you ere actually awake and wanted to break up? XD I call fake on this

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h_langston12 0

because she probably called him and he probably told her what happened. seriously, it's not that hard to figure out. and they're probably completely fine now.

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