By Anonymous - 16/7/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

I know how you feel, OP; strangers have commented on how pissed I look on more than one occasion. I've gotten into the habit of shaving my eyebrows and drawing on less angry ones with Sharpie. Now I walk around with a perpetually sincere yet inquisitive look on my face. Well you're at it, you can also draw eyes on your eyelids in case you want to rest up during a particularly boring conversation without offending anyone.

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By  Tripartita  |  44

I know how you feel, OP; strangers have commented on how pissed I look on more than one occasion. I've gotten into the habit of shaving my eyebrows and drawing on less angry ones with Sharpie. Now I walk around with a perpetually sincere yet inquisitive look on my face. Well you're at it, you can also draw eyes on your eyelids in case you want to rest up during a particularly boring conversation without offending anyone.