By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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perdix 29

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

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Laurendorcus 0

You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

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Shmoe 0

You're not much better.

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davidhasmorefun 0

was your professor hot? if not then you got bigger issues than just an erection in class

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kyaquatel 0

maybe the classroom **** sits in front of him.

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crailboyne 0

y do we suck? anyways I've had my shorts AND boxers pulled down once during recess and everyone saw my doodle...it was cold outside too...

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Austino713 0

owch well it happens to the best of usman

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shatz_fml 0

"sorry teach, I got sporting major wood right now"

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manstie 1

Or... "Can you wait a second, I'm pitching a tent... pick someone else until I'm done."

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bmack10 0

holy shit that happened to me in the boys locker room !!

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crailboyne 0

was it cold in the boys locker room?

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YouLifeIsMine 0

damn that happened to me too only I didn't have my pants off. I had a random errections for some reson lol. but this is the best FML

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YouLifeIsMine 0

that comment was telling bmack somthing

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trickyd 0

Excuse me sir, is that the eiffel tower in your pants? x peace out x

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stewpididiot 11

you swallow.... hahahahahahah!!!!!!!

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stewpididiot 11

but you swallow !!!!

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perdix 29

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

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fuckedupp 0

haha best one yet. you should have said that

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TheCoolGuy3434 0

haha I take French

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SUSAltd 0

J'ai bonheur! I have happiness!

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nadsm 0

cool... you take french... awesome...

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spag007 1

You fail, it's "J'ai du bonheur", even though you can't really say that in French.

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Gumblebum100 0

uhh translate please!!

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noPENGSinALASKA 0

I <3 you. your comments always make me laugh perdix lol

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crailboyne 0

I tried taking French but the classes were too LONG and HARD.

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ModernWarfare3_fml 0

I love that word, first time in class when we learnt it everyone laughed their asses off. Lol immature much?

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Regnard_fml 0

Actually, it's "je suis heureux"; "I am happy". You can't have happiness, at least in French. You can also say "J'ai beaucoup de bonheur dans ma vie"; "I have loads of happiness in my life", but it's usually in the past tense "J'ai eu beaucoup de bonheur..."; "I had loads of happiness..." And yeah, that's it for French class, now.

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perdix 29

Merci beaucoup. (Thank you, loads.)

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biancster 0

haha tu parles en francais?

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hothotheat_ 13

uhm actually 178 you can say "I have (insert emotion here.)" like J'ai faim. which means I'm hungry. I don't know if that works for happiness or not though.

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Regnard_fml 0

Being hungry is not an emotion. You can't say "J'ai de la tristesse"; "I have sadness" or any other emotions. Unless you're speaking lolcats. #187, yeah, I'm living in the province of Quebec x')

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digibenho 0

Regnard.. you rock :P moi aussi je vis là.. mais c'est toujours drôle de voir des Anglophones essayer de parler Français :P and OP : Je porte une ceinture.

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Jdubbs_14 0

Wtf no that means thanks you, a lot you idiot

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sweetapples 0

WOW that sucks. what were u doing, thinking about doing your GF?? but anyway that suxs

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jimgrant1 0

i moderated this one, if youi dont think its funny, i disagree with you, but i will defend to the death your right to say it

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JManHobbs 0

What are you talking about #23? He was just talking about how OP's siuation sucks. Way to look like a douche by trying to squeeze what you think is a profound quote in totally the wrong context.

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boatkicker 4

Was that a failure of a Voltaire reference, #23? Or Evelyn Beatrice Hall? I'm sure if I thought about it, I could come up with one somewhat more relevant.

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bassxchick12 0

why are you quoting volitaire?

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KamilleBlack 3

Dude, you shoulda whispered in your teachers ear. "Je ne peux pas me lever Monsieur. J'ai un erection." A+ for oral. As long as u speak the language, the teachers happy. Not as happy as you are but happy still xD

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ItisMyOpinion 0

*une érection :)

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ouchthatsux 0

*cough* oral. hidden pun there buddy :P

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crailboyne 0

don't you know? you have to say epic before you say fail or it means nothing.

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MadPercussion 0

sorry about that. I was replying and I accidentally pressed send without thinking... you know what? just forget about it.

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MadPercussion 0

sorry about that. I accidentally pressed 'send' while typing. you know what? just forget about it.

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MadPercussion 0

WOW. okay my computer is officially ******

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anastasiaskye 0

what kind of teacher calls you to the front of the room to say one sentence? most of mine would ask me to do it from my desk. how awkward.

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1990TD 6

YDI for stading up in the first place... you should've stayed the hell down!

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screwball111 0

you are very good at speaking languages! :) ~yur welcome!

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samoht05 0

Je mets une ceinture.

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null_fml 11

You were wearing a belt and DIDN'T know how to tuck? YDI entirely.

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twilightfreak779 0

sooo, why did you bring attention to your belt? why not say "i'm wearing a shirt"?

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katplayer 4

... That's what the teacher told hm to say, dude.

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