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U all suck Yay
was your professor hot? if not then you got bigger issues than just an erection in class
maybe the classroom **** sits in front of him.
tuck that shit
waist band that shit
hgg
haha. that's a real fml
owch well it happens to the best of usman
"sorry teach, I got sporting major wood right now"
now thts a fm|
Or... "Can you wait a second, I'm pitching a tent... pick someone else until I'm done."
holy shit that happened to me in the boys locker room !!
Excuse me sir, is that the eiffel tower in your pants? x peace out x
damn u should post that
haha best one yet. you should have said that
You fail, it's "J'ai du bonheur", even though you can't really say that in French.
I love that word, first time in class when we learnt it everyone laughed their asses off. Lol immature much?
Actually, it's "je suis heureux"; "I am happy". You can't have happiness, at least in French. You can also say "J'ai beaucoup de bonheur dans ma vie"; "I have loads of happiness in my life", but it's usually in the past tense "J'ai eu beaucoup de bonheur..."; "I had loads of happiness..." And yeah, that's it for French class, now.
Wtf no that means thanks you, a lot you idiot
WOW that sucks. what were u doing, thinking about doing your GF?? but anyway that suxs
What are you talking about #23? He was just talking about how OP's siuation sucks. Way to look like a douche by trying to squeeze what you think is a profound quote in totally the wrong context.
yeah.. 'spacing out' suuuuuuuure
You're not the modern Voltaire.
Dude, you shoulda whispered in your teachers ear. "Je ne peux pas me lever Monsieur. J'ai un erection." A+ for oral. As long as u speak the language, the teachers happy. Not as happy as you are but happy still xD
prof. win
only fa
sorry about that. I was replying and I accidentally pressed send without thinking... you know what? just forget about it.
sorry about that. I accidentally pressed 'send' while typing. you know what? just forget about it.
WOW. okay my computer is officially ******
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
lol
agreed ♥
what kind of teacher calls you to the front of the room to say one sentence? most of mine would ask me to do it from my desk. how awkward.
YDI for stading up in the first place... you should've stayed the hell down!
"je porte une ceinture"
"Je porte une ceinture"
You were wearing a belt and DIDN'T know how to tuck? YDI entirely.
sooo, why did you bring attention to your belt? why not say "i'm wearing a shirt"?
... That's what the teacher told hm to say, dude.
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Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)