U all suck Yay

You're not much better.

was your professor hot? if not then you got bigger issues than just an erection in class

maybe the classroom slut sits in front of him.

... YAY 2

tuck that shit

waist band that shit

hgg

y do we suck? anyways I've had my shorts AND boxers pulled down once during recess and everyone saw my doodle...it was cold outside too...

haha. that's a real fml

uhhhh

owch well it happens to the best of usman

"sorry teach, I got sporting major wood right now"

now thts a fm|

Or... "Can you wait a second, I'm pitching a tent... pick someone else until I'm done."

holy shit that happened to me in the boys locker room !!

was it cold in the boys locker room?

damn that happened to me too only I didn't have my pants off. I had a random errections for some reson lol. but this is the best FML

that comment was telling bmack somthing

Excuse me sir, is that the eiffel tower in your pants? x peace out x

you swallow.... hahahahahahah!!!!!!!

but you swallow !!!!

damn u should post that

Recess? Doodle? LOL

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

haha best one yet. you should have said that

haha I take French

J'ai bonheur! I have happiness!

cool... you take french... awesome...

You fail, it's "J'ai du bonheur", even though you can't really say that in French.

uhh translate please!!

I <3 you. your comments always make me laugh perdix lol

I tried taking French but the classes were too LONG and HARD.

funny.... not.

I love that word, first time in class when we learnt it everyone laughed their asses off. Lol immature much?

Actually, it's "je suis heureux"; "I am happy". You can't have happiness, at least in French. You can also say "J'ai beaucoup de bonheur dans ma vie"; "I have loads of happiness in my life", but it's usually in the past tense "J'ai eu beaucoup de bonheur..."; "I had loads of happiness..." And yeah, that's it for French class, now.

Merci beaucoup. (Thank you, loads.)

haha tu parles en francais?

uhm actually 178 you can say "I have (insert emotion here.)" like J'ai faim. which means I'm hungry. I don't know if that works for happiness or not though.

Being hungry is not an emotion. You can't say "J'ai de la tristesse"; "I have sadness" or any other emotions. Unless you're speaking lolcats. #187, yeah, I'm living in the province of Quebec x')

Regnard.. you rock :P moi aussi je vis là.. mais c'est toujours drôle de voir des Anglophones essayer de parler Français :P and OP : Je porte une ceinture.

Wtf no that means thanks you, a lot you idiot

WOW that sucks. what were u doing, thinking about doing your GF?? but anyway that suxs

i moderated this one, if youi dont think its funny, i disagree with you, but i will defend to the death your right to say it

What are you talking about #23? He was just talking about how OP's siuation sucks. Way to look like a douche by trying to squeeze what you think is a profound quote in totally the wrong context.

Was that a failure of a Voltaire reference, #23? Or Evelyn Beatrice Hall? I'm sure if I thought about it, I could come up with one somewhat more relevant.

why are you quoting volitaire?

yeah.. 'spacing out' suuuuuuuure

You're not the modern Voltaire.

Dude, you shoulda whispered in your teachers ear. "Je ne peux pas me lever Monsieur. J'ai un erection." A+ for oral. As long as u speak the language, the teachers happy. Not as happy as you are but happy still xD

*une érection :)

*cough* oral. hidden pun there buddy :P

fail

prof. win

don't you know? you have to say epic before you say fail or it means nothing.

only fa

sorry about that. I was replying and I accidentally pressed send without thinking... you know what? just forget about it.

sorry about that. I accidentally pressed 'send' while typing. you know what? just forget about it.

WOW. okay my computer is officially FUCKED

You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

lol

agreed ♥

what kind of teacher calls you to the front of the room to say one sentence? most of mine would ask me to do it from my desk. how awkward.

YDI for stading up in the first place... you should've stayed the hell down!

you are very good at speaking languages! :) ~yur welcome!

"je porte une ceinture"

Je mets une ceinture.

"Je porte une ceinture"

You were wearing a belt and DIDN'T know how to tuck? YDI entirely.

sooo, why did you bring attention to your belt? why not say "i'm wearing a shirt"?

... That's what the teacher told hm to say, dude.