Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?
Intoxicunt 6
I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.
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Comments (203)
DzNutz619 0
apolagize
xtrmtrig 0
WOW!
Reyo 2
Wow...all I can say is good luck getting him back. It'll be a challenge trying to explain yourself without tipping him off to how crazy you are.
jacksonSFcali 0
he probably just woke up and went to work or something.
skater_kidd 0
oo that sucks
Krazy_KillaKlown 0
no ones that stupid.
RuralNinja 0
Wow, how do you manage to be a bitch while you're asleep? Are you so much of a bitch that the 16 hours you're awake aren't enough to get all of it out, and some of it bleeds over to your sleep? YDI
newsgit 0
maybe they're so much of a kind person that they bottle their bitch up inside. Don't say YDI, sleep talking isn't something most people can consciously control.
RuralNinja 0
If she was alert enough to know what time it was and exactly what she said, then she could have stopped it if she really wanted to.
Gazoooo 0
I call BS
LukeWarmer 0
Huh?
taycandy96 2
say nightmare say nightmare instead