By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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Shystai 0

Op, how could you gave known if you were asleep and he was gone? :/

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sneeze_watch 19

I've done something similar to my (evil) stepmother. Apparently she tried to wake me up for school and I proceeded to scream at her that she was horrible bitch and I hope she dies in a fire, or something to that effect. Which is glorious, because it made her cry. I'm just sorry no one got it on video.

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Bdub87 0

I think your subconscious was trying to tell you something. Obviously your inner you hates the douchebag.

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noPENGSinALASKA 0

the OP prob realised what happened because when she(i'm assuming heterosexuality here) woke up she prob called him and found out what happened. lol that's what I assumed cause I also wondered how the hell would she know what happened if she was aslep.

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petapals 0

Well, it appears your subconscious is quite the bitch.

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ALegitNinja 0

Damn wonder what your boyfriends been doing while you had your mouth open all night. Also, is your boyfriend creeper much? Staying awake to hear you talk in your sleep?

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