Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?
Intoxicunt 6
I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.
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Comments (203)
Shystai 0
Op, how could you gave known if you were asleep and he was gone? :/
daneeyoll 0
call him back duh
CBEAR26 0
that really sux
sneeze_watch 19
I've done something similar to my (evil) stepmother. Apparently she tried to wake me up for school and I proceeded to scream at her that she was horrible bitch and I hope she dies in a fire, or something to that effect. Which is glorious, because it made her cry. I'm just sorry no one got it on video.
Bdub87 0
I think your subconscious was trying to tell you something. Obviously your inner you hates the douchebag.
noPENGSinALASKA 0
the OP prob realised what happened because when she(i'm assuming heterosexuality here) woke up she prob called him and found out what happened. lol that's what I assumed cause I also wondered how the hell would she know what happened if she was aslep.
mortegataco 2
I say fake!!
_whoops 0
thats too bad
petapals 0
Well, it appears your subconscious is quite the bitch.
ALegitNinja 0
Damn wonder what your boyfriends been doing while you had your mouth open all night. Also, is your boyfriend creeper much? Staying awake to hear you talk in your sleep?