Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?
Intoxicunt 6
I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.
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Comments (203)
rramirez1 0
how did u know u broke up with him in ur sleep? people never remember what they say in dreams.. sooo fake
kelmo12 0
oops that's sucks. but.. i'm wondering what u said in ur dream lol. was that about his sexual ability? lol
mastermind3997 0
owned
hiix0x0 0
did u at least call hin
budster1993 2
you could have sleep sex?
apfunction 0
YDI for being a bitch in your sleep.
sweetpea129 0
hahah, agreed
ragdollsaally 0
i call fake
oopsohwell 0
well that sux...shoulda known better thasn to yell in ur sleep...isnt that some freud stuff like dreams are repressed thoughts something like sleep tslking not shit talking haha oh well..maybe ur next bf ull yell out f*** me in the ass right now betcha he wont break up hahaha
omey123 0
Wow that sucks.
Yulia_fml 0
haha that's kinda like what happened to my boyfriend when I joined him in bed and he was already sleeping. I started kissing him hoping to have sex, and he muttered "no, not tonight." He woke up to me sleeping on the couch because I was pissed off. and before anyone says that I think too highly of myself, the reason I was so upset was because he had never, in the year that we were dating, rejected me for sex. Kinda came as a shock.