FML : Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks...

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Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whoababy55 / Friday 21 August 2009 17:07 / United States

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By monkeyspark | 6

#505292 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:02

I'd kick his ass.

By Intoxicunt | 5

#505309 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:05

He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

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By monkeyspark | 6

#505292 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:02

I'd kick his ass.

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tyhillman | 0

#505366 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:21

Why would you answer the phone in the first place?

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toaster468 | 0

#983891 - Friday 23 April 2010 02:11

half life pwns

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rawrlily | 0

#1050717 - Thursday 1 July 2010 01:36

so he was your EX boyfriend???

By oogyboogy | 6

#505299 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:03

If he has ever gotten drunk he doesn't deserve you

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LordKoin772 | 0

#505472 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:57

Shut up #2

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djb23 | 0

#506948 - Saturday 22 August 2009 10:34

The fact that he's drunk dialing you at 1 am shows that he doesn't have any respect for you anyway, you deserve someone better and are definitely better off without him.

By evangldbrg | 0

#505307 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:04

YDI for not being a lesbian

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tapesculpture | 0

#511882 - Monday 24 August 2009 09:24

lmfao win

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fckinbowdown | 0

#1096551 - Friday 16 July 2010 05:56

you should fuck his best friend

By Intoxicunt | 5

#505309 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:05

He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

By kitkatkelly | 0

#505323 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:09

Now that's one organized chap. Classy, too.

By irishdancer | 0

#505329 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:10

Aww... That sucks. I'm sorry. Certain guys can be jerks sometimes.

By meowalexx | 0

#505336 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:12

Well, he wouldn't be your boyfriend anymore if he had already broken up with you, right?

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bs82407 | 0

#919775 - Saturday 6 March 2010 10:04

haha i was wonderin if anyone else would fuckin notice that.

By shootingstar8D | 0

#505337 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:12

Your better off without him

By Acceleration995 | 0

#505347 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:15

at least you know its really over

By Th217 | 2

#505374 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:23

haha dick

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