Miscellaneous: Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up... - FML

By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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monkeyspark 6

Friday 21 August 2009 20:02

I'd kick his ass.

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:05

He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

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monkeyspark 6

Friday 21 August 2009 20:02

I'd kick his ass.

tyhillman 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:21

Why would you answer the phone in the first place?

toaster468 0

Friday 23 April 2010 2:11

half life pwns

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Thursday 1 July 2010 1:36

so he was your EX boyfriend???

oogyboogy 6

Friday 21 August 2009 20:03

If he has ever gotten drunk he doesn't deserve you

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:57

Shut up #2

djb23 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:34

The fact that he's drunk dialing you at 1 am shows that he doesn't have any respect for you anyway, you deserve someone better and are definitely better off without him.

evangldbrg 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:04

YDI for not being a lesbian

tapesculpture 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:24

lmfao win

fckinbowdown 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:56

you should fuck his best friend

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:05

He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:09

Now that's one organized chap. Classy, too.

irishdancer 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:10

Aww... That sucks. I'm sorry. Certain guys can be jerks sometimes.

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:12

Well, he wouldn't be your boyfriend anymore if he had already broken up with you, right?

bs82407 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:04

haha i was wonderin if anyone else would fuckin notice that.

shootingstar8D 0

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:12

Your better off without him

Acceleration995 0

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Friday 21 August 2009 20:15

at least you know its really over

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:29

wow dickwad.

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