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It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.
Oh, the curse of us sleep-talkers...
Yeah. Sleep talking can ruin a good set of lies. I'm glad I don't sleep talk. Haha.
I sleep talk, when someone talks to me when I'm sleeping I'll sometimes reply to them, and if I do I never remember it.
Wait so he told you you said something in your sleep? But he never gave details and just kicked you out of his house? You were asleep... He's a pretty inconsiderate person by the sounds of it.
It wasn't about her sleep talking. Turns out he's a secret alchemist, who has been working on the formula for a rare disease called Shemitesleeptalc. Won't go into details. Not important. Well, he was working early in the morning, and he accidently put the sulfur in with the rest of the prototype antidote, and it started bubbling up! Reactions came over him, and he dropped the bottle. The formula started growing and growing and growing! He knew what would happen, and woke up OP, told her to leave. The chemical grew into a gigantic blob, and is attacking the city. Now OP is living with her parents in a small suberb just south of Sacremento. While OP's boyfriend and the Military are trying to take down the Gigantic Blob-Monster. Oh the horror! *hides behind couch*
I talk in my sleep... luckily it's in Spanish and my wife speaks only English... for now :(
That's stupid. Give him some time to cool off and talk to him in a week or so. I'm sure it'll be okay(:
That depends on what she said. Some people talk very clearly in their sleep. mher boyfriend might not realize that she was talking in her sleep and could be very upset. A week might be the perfect amount of time.
I disagree because you don't have a phd. How can we trust you?
If she did than she deserved it so much more than big mr. Jojo deserves honey beams when hes being good! Yes?
You could try using an app that records what you say in your sleep. Maybe you'll say it again.
Just remember not to set the sensitivity too high, or else you'll hear your parents having sex.
do you happen to have the name of it? I'd like to try it.
The name of the one I've used before is Sleep Sounds Recorder.
38 - I use Dream Talk Recorder for iPhone - I love it! I say a lot of funny things in my sleep haha, I use it every night.
I bet nothin happenes
What??
Translated: I bet nothing happened. That's how you would type that out, number eight.
Let's hope you didn't make fun of his balls or bacon. :/
Might have said his 'you know' looks like bacon and/or vise versa.
Wow that's pretty inconsiderate of him!
Ya think?
"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."
B-b-but guys, I'm right here...
Turtle!! I ******* love turtles! *petpetpetpetpetpetpet* 33-Glad To hear it :)
That's not turtle. That's turDles. With a D. Imposter.
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It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.
"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."