Love: Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend...

By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:02

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:05

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

Comments

Danielt104 6

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:30

It could be worse. I heard a case to where someone killed someone in their dream. You got lucky. All you have to is call him and tell him it was a dream

rob78_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:34

Hey at least you didn't say 'do me in the ass until I bleed' and THEN wake up.

WhoDatNation96 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:36

Bad dream

Joheezy 14

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:39

immaturity

ohgosh_noooo 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:47

did you ever explain what happened to him?

as_hiegirl 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:57

That sucks soooo much. if that happened to me i would die . but ya reading some of the comments i kinda agree with one that says maybe u dont knw it but in the back of your mind u wanted to break up with him witch could be true but i also believe that people do tend to just have random dreams. i knw i personally do have random ones all the time and sometimes there about things i would never want to happen. our minds our weird that way. :) anyways im really sorry this happend hope you guys can figure eveyrthing out!!