Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?
Intoxicunt 6
I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.
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Str3amingcolors 0
JUST SAYING: So if this is Bull shit or not, who the hell cares? Like seriously stop being so defensive about it. There is not a fricken point starting a "Internet" fight (Wow we are so bad ass...) about it. Today most people just want to get attention from posting a fake FML, so whatever? ( Not assuming that its fake )Do what you want. Read it, maybe even comment, and MOVE ON. Done, stop wasting your breath over someones downer story. BITCH PLZ
manstie 1
This FML is fail.
kemar7856 0
you must of had a hidden desire to break up with him
blastvortex 4
I suspect that there's a part of your subconscious that may either desire to break up with him or fear an incident which could instigate a break-up. In hindsight, that particular relationship may not have lasted anyway. Try again if you wish, but I think moving on would be a better idea.
tuffclick 0
I would walk out on u 2
ohSNAPyall 27
good advice tay canday
DeZera 0
she could been refering to the time she woke up. alot of people have clocks by their bed... and i know alot of ppl who have very vivid dreams and remember talking.... i roomed with one..
EricJ 3
Tell him you were having a bad dream. Also, if you took a sleeping pill/drug, then maybe you should stop taking it.
WhatDidYouSay0 0
hahahahaha pwned
rct2411 0
how did you find out that you broke up with him in your sleep? and how could he not tell that your eyelids were shut?