It always leads to a shitty night.

It's constipation; you'd be learning the hard way no matter what, OP.

I'm sure you had a hard night, but its passed now.... ? I'll see myself out

There's just no answer for that.

Bedcrapping: Infinitely more humiliating than bed wetting.

On one hand, curious about the full story. On the other hand, if I was OP, I'd kick back with some popcorn and let people's imaginations run wild with this one.

Happens to the best of us. Don't worry about it.

To quote Hamilton "oh shit"

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