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By waterproblem - 27/05/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:52

Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.

This_Guy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:58

Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.

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dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:52

Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.

craziii 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:09

I've seem one like this, this one is fake

xcowboys 0

Monday 27 June 2011 6:47

he could also try to make it into a smiley face with a huge nose as a cover up.

Amrel 10

Saturday 20 August 2011 3:15

The machine broke idiot

Missy612 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 5:29

But..the principle won't.

JJ_86 22

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:51

Yes, the "Principal" won't #261 but who cares when she chan be the legend among the students. Only spread it as a rumour so that she won't be fired.

rissyboo4 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:56

that is soo funny!!

iFellytone 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:57

Agree with #1. Plus you could try covering it up with the power hose.

morgs1 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:12

no shit, but if you read it says the power hose broke

jojob12397 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:29

it's broken smart one

This_Guy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:58

Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.

vampirate 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:58

you will be legend

kkim1226 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:59

you just made all of the high school graduates a lot happier now they have something to laugh at during the long usually dull ceremony

Sessee 4

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:00

Agreed, #1. But, seriously, what is with people drawing penises on everything? Like that chick who drew a penis on that dry erase board with a sharpie?