By Anonymous - Australia - Adelaide
Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML
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Try a LITTLE harder with your puns next time. Until then, DOWNVOTED!

  then000bster  |  16

When I read the Fml all I could think of was, "how the F does a cricket get onto fml and why do they have to go through training?"... Then I realized she meant the sport.

  ApologyKick  |  25

It could also be win-win depending on how you look at it. The OP didn't get hit by the piss bottle and the car window could have been up, which likely means the window would have been shattered as well as the car's interior being flooded with said homeless man's piss. That said, I cannot imagine having a bottle of piss thrown at you is pleasant.

  Aleys_fml  |  21

Where is there a win in this?? You either get soaked in urine or your car does. Having you car soaked in urine can't be much better than having a smashed window!

By  gracehi  |  31

You'd think a homeless guy would be used to disappointment. Don't get mad. Just think about how that jackass will be sleeping alone the the gutter tonight.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Why bother peeing in a bottle? When you're homeless, the entire world is your urinal.

He must have been saving it for exactly this occasion. The next time you reject him, ask him to pee directly in your car window. At least that way you avoid the glass shards all over the seats.